Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
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First of all I swear the smell and taste of this strain is sooo similar to a milk oolong tea I’ve had I can’t get over it. I smoked way more than I thought I did because I was expecting a stronger head high. When I felt relaxed, calm, centered, and with less pain it dawned on me it was the weed! Highly recommend for migraines, stress-related muscle tension, and for a functional body high for pain relief or stress relief.
February 5, 2017
A good, solid everyday strain for sure. Mine was listed at 11.9% THC 11.3% CBD. Nice full body high. Like a Xanax feel to it. Similar to MediHaze in many ways. Definitely good for physical pain relief and stress reduction. No paranoia or anxiety from it. I did 1/2 a joint and 45 minutes later could still feel it. .i approve
I have PTSD, 24/7 neuropathy nerve pain from diabetes, pancreatitis pain, cirrhosis of the liver stage 4, arthritis and back pain. I had been reading a lot about the different strains for my pain. I usually only get 2-3 hours sleep due to my PTSD. I have also learned that this strain also helps you get off any hard drugs. I can say this! I when I was a teenager would say God made weed and man made alcohol, synthetic drugs that only kill You! Who do you trust? In God I trust! This strain when I first smoked a part of a joint. My pain, depression, and I was able to sleep for 9 hours. I am going use this awesome strain. I found at Nectar Gresham, Oregon 17.16% C.B.D. / 10.66% TCH rating which in my opinion is the perfect balance for pain relief and helped my PTSD. I recommend this if you are looking for a good flower. Critical Mass.
Medicinal Mary at its finest. I feel this is a perfect example of using cannabis as a medication. Im not a fan of the earthy taste but it smokes very smooth. I feel like any thc affects and offset with cbd in this strain. I just felt a calm come over me without any head fog. I could clearly think and speak on this strain. Almost as if i just took some Ibuprofen. I feel it's a great daytime strain. It doesn't help me fall asleep or give me energy kick.
Overall I enjoyed it. I smoked one joint of it and it was fairly smooth. beware of how hard and frequently you're puffing because this buzz sneaks up on you. I didn't notice any effects at all until I stood and walked. makes you feel heavier from the chest to the stomach. this pressure sensation soon turns to the munchies. it does give you a slight head buzz too which surprises you at first. but once you realize theres no logical reason for you to be freaking out you will calm right down to a pleasant happy high. not recommended for people suffering from severe anxiety. will likely induce a panic attack. mild anxiety is subdued by the strain it seems though. also if you were feeling horny at all the day you decided to smoke this, prepare to not sleep before you have relieved yourself. other than that, decent experience and will blaze again.
February 11, 2017
Great gosh dang indica with varying levels of cbd depending where chew gets it from. With cbd or not it's a great strain. With cbd it's even better! Great choice for when your indecisive as to what you wanna smoke cause it kinda gives a lil bit of everything
35 y/o male O-neg blood, "white" Portuguese/European and Native American descent, no major health issues, currently recovering from a minor knee injury. 16 hours of fasting with a small cup of black coffee.
Vaporized ground flower using a Plenty vaporizer.
THC: 14.02% CBD: 15.79%
I have to smoke more than I usually do to feel the effects. Not a lot, just a few more lungfuls and I grind up slightly more than normal.
I've medicated enough to give this a legit review based on my consistent, personal experiences.
Ability to focus with a cerebral buzz, which could be from the coffee, or being enhanced by the coffee. Relaxed feeling in body, good for meditation. If my knee wasn't messed up, I'd want to be outside right now.
Eating changes the body effects similar to a muscle relaxer along with laughing at nearly everything because I felt so relaxed in my body, I couldn't feel my knee at all.
I have been an on and off smoker for about 10 plus years now. I have consistently used cannabis products (CBD, THC in form of flower and concentrate for about a year now, where I have recorded and actually used medicinal (self medicated). I stop all my pharmaceutical medications for Insomnia, ADD, OCD, and Depression. Living an active lifestyle consisting of weight lifting, yoga, light martial arts, beginner running, and the occasional crossfit class I'm big on how strains make me feel. Sorry for the history lesson, but making you aware that my reviews will be based off what a strain does for my well being and performance.
Critical Mass should be called "Mass Effect" and is definitely in my top 5 smokes. I know everyone says that but this is the PERFECT indica for me. I'm so functional mentally and it calms my brain down a good bit. Great body effects especially post workout and being on my feet all day. Munchies were controllable, inspired to write, yoga felt so great and I felt like I sunk so deep into the asana! Your body feels very weightless and relaxed. Would definitely recommend this for all levels of blazers. Smooth taste and easy on the throat. I'm very picky about indica dominant and this is by far one of my favorites. This strain is great for the following:
Post Workout Pain- muscle soreness disappears.
Anxiety- if you've had a heavy day of human interaction this dissipates social anxieties felt throughout the day.
Light Focus- be ADD as f*ck (clinically diagnosed and medicated) this is a great way to calm my mind so I can relax.
Meditation/Prayer- puts your very close to your true inner self and higher power. Not trippy but very serene and peaceful.
Yoga- yeah just flow and you'll see! Everyone should google sun salutation A or moon salutation if you're going to smoke this.
I will try to post a review for each strain I try now that I live in a legalized state! My reviews will be similar to this one and as a disclaimer I'm not the person that smokes a strain once and swears its the best thing since Taco Bell. I give at least 3-4 sessions before I review. Peace, Shalom, Namaste my friends!
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