Dank Commander reviews
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Dank Commander strain effects
Dank Commander strain helps with
- 26% of people say it helps with Stress
- 26% of people say it helps with Anxiety
- 15% of people say it helps with Depression
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Dank Commander,
Listed as a hybrid on most websites and articles, however, Cresco Labs decided to declare it an indica in the LLR cart.
I haven’t fallen in love with an indica, or hybrid/indica in quite some time. Honestly, it just feels like a really heavy indica with super sedating effects, but a nice cerebral, almost headband like feel to it. It does cool your thoughts down, if you are somewhat hyper-vigilant such as myself. Warm body, warm head feel. Nice and chill. Highly recommend.
Taste: I love the pungent taste you get from this one from the Cat Piss as funny as that sounds! It’s like an old school smell. I love it. Just such a skunky mix of that and almost like berries or some deep purply, with deep citrus undertones.
Effects: body + mind
Body: heavy relaxed limbs, tingly, massage like sensations.
Mind: total relaxation, less thoughts, euphoria is high on this one, and i feel it cooling my racing thoughts. I can see this being a great strain to expand on and really look into for its medical benefits...if you’ve ever smoked blueberry before, it has a similar level of relaxation. Also, some strains still just make me laugh more than others, and this one definitely carries that attribute in my experience.
Overall,
9/10
Spectacular, this is indeed one of my favorite strains. This always gives me the best kind of high. Lots of giggles and good vibes. Goon on pain and inflammations.
First, I saw one person mention how Cresco labs labels this an Indica. The fact is that everything you buy in dispensaries are hybrids, even ones proporting to be 100% pure indica or sativa. This has been widely observed through genetic testing. Since those terms are not really valid outside of the botanical context anyway, but they are so widely used that companies are forced to market their products accordingly. I tend to ignore branding and make choices based on the individual character of a given cultivar. What Cresco has done, if I understand correctly, is base the indica, hybrid, sativa label on the average percentage of myrcene in a strain. I guess that's one way to do it.
Anyhow, this is an incredible strain flat out. Cresco provides a very consistent high quality product in my experience and their genetics seem excellent (The katsu Bubba kush cut they have is unreal. The crosses they have produced with said cut are even better) The aroma of the commander is nutso. Upon opening the container and shoving my nose in for a good sniff, all I smell is rotting fish. WTF? Once ground, however, and incredible smells blooms forth. A strong floral base with hints of citrus and other more complex notes. Underneath it all is dankness. Not the rotting fish smell anymore but slightly skunky and reminiscent of a wet moldy basement. Together, the effect is unique and memorable. Flavor wise, DC is more subtle. Much more of the dank earthiness with hints of the floral and fruit that create pleasant and smooth overall tasting smoke. This bud was cured properly.
The effects, for me, fit perfectly into the early evening transition from work to relaxation. Euphoric and putting the mind and body at ease, it can couch lock you but that can easily be remedied. If you don't enjoy that sort of thing, keep your dose in the average range. Strong muscle relaxation highlights the body high and the head high is not real intense or energizing but neither is it too heavy or narcotic. A great strain for chill conversations, watching a movie, or binging on a TV show.
5 thumbs up.
Am i a fan? Yes, very much so. Grabbed this for 5 a shake bag, far from shake. all in all, greatness didnt feel any nervousness, watched a couple of shows, noticed a lot of esoteric knowledge in everything down to a simple conversation with my wife. If you see it, grab it. you wont be disappointed.
December 27, 2019
Wow. Wow. Wow. This high is pretty damned amazing, folks. Indica leaning hybrid, but you very much get some deep headiness to go along with thick, velvety smooth body feels.
Also, there is and parallel relationship between the amount of euphoria and the amount of drowsiness. The more you smoke, the higher this lady will take you, but at a cost of heavy sedation. I'm literally about to pass out with bliss.
Good night, everyone. I can't resist anymore. I got a first class flight to dream land that I must catch.
•Strain: Dank Commander 1g
•Brand: Cresco
•Dispensary: CY+ Pittsburgh
•Type: Shatter, indica dominant hybtid
•THCA: 84.48%
•THC: 2.88%
•Actual THC: 76.96%
•Lineage: Cat Piss OG & Dank Commander #2
•Aroma: None
•Taste: Earthy, ammonia
•Looks: nice chunk of light amber
•Effects: Motivated, happy, chill, hungry, zoned out
•Top 3 terps: B-Myrcene-1.30%, A-Pinene-0.58%, B-Carophyllene-0.55%
•Other Cannabinoids: N/A
•Total Cannabinoids: 29.79%
•Ranking: 8.9/10
Haha finally some Cat Piss genetics hit our shelves, named for it's ammonia aroma and chemical taste, this Cat Piss mixed with Rare Dankness #2 puts me in a dorky video game mood. Something about this strain makes me want to curl up with a good book and just read for hours. This strains oddly mentally healing, making me feel more optimistic.
The chemical taste is very faint and is just part of the genetics. If you get migraines you might be surprised what Dank Commander can do for you.
I haven't had a migraine in awhile ever since adding a CBD tincture to my daily medicine, but I did feel auras and slight pain, things telling me a migraines imminent. Well earlier I was starting to get a bad headache so I did 2 dabs and laid down and watched TV for 20 minutes and it was gone!
The shatter itself is stable amd beautiful, a perfect square!
It has this rank sour dusty smell. It is great for just getting a rush of euphoria and positive mood, without as much mental sedation as most indicas. Fairly benign, but may make you dizzy. Great for midnight tokes and quiet reflection.
October 26, 2019
This may be the best tasting flower that I’ve ever tried. I vapes some in my Pax3 and it taste so good. Made me feel very relaxed and a little stuck like a strong indica.