Emerald Jack

Some weed makes you get up and dance. Some weed makes you take off your pants. Some weed puts you right in a trance. Then there's this stuff. I hate to speak ill of greenbud, especially stuff that 20 years ago would have knocked my socks off, but compared to the other strains I've tried, this is just "meh". The high is heavy-headed, full-body and no-energy; if this is what you're after then be of good cheer, because the high lasts a good couple of hours. The downside is that you'll also feel like you just stepped off the Spin'n'Puke at the county fair. The dizziness wasn't quite THAT bad, but the feeling of sidewaysness constantly intruded into the high, kinda like when your mom would knock on your door when you were trying to watch skeezy anime. That said, Emerald Jack is only $10 a gram, so if you DO want to feel numb and dizzy, you can either spin around and around and around in an office chair, then fall on your head or just cough up the 10 bucks at your local pot shop. Don'tcha just love choices?

This strain is made for me. Good for biking or hiking or housework, or anything that requires the mellow motivation to get it done with a smile on your face. Just when you're getting productive, however, you'll be randomly changing dimensions and doing weird robot moves and stuff.

👎..So this was a total Waste of time, $, energy. I Barley caught a Buzz then proceded to get a pinching Headache. Made me to feel a bit Anxious & UpTight, this lasted for Several Hours. Man, was I happy as hell when this wore off!!! I "sence" the grow I bought was Over-Cloned. Pre-packaged & dry as lettuce. Please take the "Location" into Big account. I look forward to trying this Strain from a different shop. Sooo on to the Next!.....Stay High & LEGALIZE..✌& JAH