Gelato reviews

OMG! Let me just say. I’ve been smoking for 10 + years and this is now my favorite strain. It smells of citrus and puppy breath and the buds have a hues of purple. It’s very relaxing and a heavy hitter.

another cali strain smoked down under. tastes as it smells and hits the mind and body. awesome smoke for anytime of the day

Wellllll, this strain has started popping up EVERYWHERE. When I initially heard about it I was pretty excited (how could you go wrong with those genetics?). So I bought some sap, and the stuff didn't look all that great, but it smelled nice and terpy, so I figured what the hell right? So my first experience with Gelato kind of ruined this strain for me honestly (for the time being anyway). Basically when this guy was pushing the wax, he #1: Didn't bother to dry or cure first, and #2 is that he used the wet, chlorophyll saturated FAN LEAVES to make this. Now I was having a particularly intense episode of either Gastritis or Cyclic Vomiting, and NEEDED my THC or I was a miserable, nauseated, weak, sweaty, bile-heaving wreck. This stuff.. legitimately tasted so foul and powerfully of chlorophyll, that rather than helping my nausea and vomiting, the taste of a SMALL dab would immediately trigger the vomiting it was supposed to stop. Now I have tried it multiple time since then, however, I unfortunately seem to associate the unique taste of this strain now with the taste of OVERWHELMING chlorophyll, and overall... I dunno man this particular strain just doesn't jive too well with me. However, I can for SURE see why some people absolutely love it. I personally however, find it to be somewhat of an underwhelming strain, despite the heavyweight parents. I dunno. I just can't quite dig it man. Although I have ONLY received this strain in dab form so far. It's VERY possible that a good flower specimen of this strain could very well change my mind. If it does, I'll leave an updated review. \m/

I smoked Gelato from a Select cartridge clocking in at 86%, it took 15 minutes to kick in. The buzz hit me in the shower, I swear to God, the first review of Gelato I read here, the reviewer said the same thing, but damn, if that wasn’t the best shower I’ve ever had. Fuck, that is probably a run-on sentence, I’m really high writing this review. I recommend Gelato, it makes you think like nobody’s business and makes me feel pretty spacey.

This strain is amazing.. Find the real stuff though.. Gelato has a GSC smell but not quite the same.. Very high in THC one of my all time greats due to my high tolerance

Makes me so carefree. It feels like a safe place to land.

Gelato #33, aka "Larry Bird". Purchased from Oasis Dispensary (North) in Chandler, AZ. Beautiful flower, tight dense nugs that were practically sparkling. My keif catch is gonna be so happy. This is a very interesting strain. Takes a little bit to kick in, but when it comes it's like a truck to the face. In the best way possible. First time smoking it was worth a group. It was a great time, though talking was off and on since this strain is so heady. Second time I was alone, and consumption method was by vaping. I definitely enjoyed the solo experience much more. I was able to concentrate on my thoughts and let them wander. It's not a strain I'd be able to smoke and then, say, work/do hard labor/exercise on. But low-key activities like painting or video games would be perfect. This stuff makes me so happy. Literally. I was in a depressive spiral when I smoked it alone, and it pulled me right out of my bad mood. So far this strain has made me the most uplifted and serene. Also great for pain - I felt floaty with no pain whatsoever. Overall, I give it a billion out of ten. This will be my go-to strain from now on.

Helps my pain but can occasionally make me paranoid.