GMO Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain GMO Cookies.
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Well….
It’s Taken Me 2 Hours To Type This, But….
I’m High As A Motherfucker Right Now & I Just Pressed Done, Right After Sitting In Front Of My JBL5 & Listening To “SHEEP” By Pink Floyd = THE GREATEST 10:20 Of My Day….
At Least So Far Anyways & It’s Only 2:40pm On A Wednesday & I Still Have Over 4100 Songs Left To Listen Too On My Playlist, Thank God For The “Shuffle” Option!
Stress Level At The Moment Is At A 1, But ADD A FEW MORE ZEROS THOUGH, LIKE SAY I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE 20 MORE & This Stuff Is Making Feel Like I’m Walking On Pillows & It’s The Damn Sidewalk Son!
P.S. Also, What The Last Person Said, They Were Spot On, With The Smell & It Was A Good Batch Too!
very good head high, really strong shit. Puts u in a very nice vibe of just chilling out. Relaxed as fuck and even a little sleepy. I mainly smoke indica but this one if i’m fried my ass is passing out 😂😂. Really like this shit if u need some gas to calm anxiety this is the one!
So this definetly packs a punch and will lock you to your bed if you're not careful, However it's great if you can't sleep.
I learned something incredible today. I was flipping around Amazon Prime trying to figure out how best to kill off the rest of my Saturday of cat-sitting at my soon-to-be ex-wife’s house, when I came across the suggested title "Yes – Songs from Tsongas," a live concert film.
The concert starts and I'm hearing new things. I’ve been listening to Yes for decades, and I’ve heard these songs countless times, but tonight, watching this video, I’m just picking up on all this extra stuff. And it got me thinking about Yes really deeply .
Then it hits me: none of these guys are Mozart. You can tell by the way they play, especially live, that they have to work really hard to play the things that they write. It’s complicated music originally written and performed by very young men, comparatively speaking. Now, as grandparents, they can still play it, but you get the sense that it takes a great deal of effort just just to hang on. What I’m saying is you can see the work that it is for them.
That’s when I realize a thing about famous people that I never understood before.
People like me see what famous people do as something one can only do if you're born with a little extra....something. And, sure, there are plenty of examples of prodigies who clearly have some god-given talent from birth. Mozart. Bobby Fischer. Stephen Hawking.
But this Yes concert made me realize that that’s only true for a microscopic cohort of famous people. For the vast majority of humanity, the difference between the people who watch TV (like me) and the people who are being watched (like Yes) almost completely comes down to one thing: a willingness to do an extraordinary amount of work. Because that specific work brings you joy, even as you're failing at the onset. You become obsessed with mastering this thing you are driven to. The journey to be great at something fuels your soul.
Because the pursuit, and the breakthroughs, provide you with the most joy you can imagine. The joy is so essential to your being that you’re willing to go on the road for half a century and it’s not all about the money. It’s because it made you really happy to be this awesome at something.
I’m terrible at a great many things. And only very late in my life did I decide to really make as extraordinary an effort as I possibly could trying to get better at something. The feeling of elation you get when you do this, when you stick with it through all of the doubt and failure to achieve even microscopic gains, is the reward. And it's worth it.
So I’m watching Yes and I see five people who could’ve been any of us, but they’re the only ones who tried hard enough to get there. So hard that, most likely, other parts of their lives weren’t nearly as successful. But if we knew what it felt like, and how this feeling is only accessible to you when you're willing to try obnoxiously hard to do it, how many more of us would achieve something more than what we've done with our lives?
So yeah, get yourself a one-hitter and pack it a little GMO. Get yourself a Greek salad, and prepare to come face-to-face with your inadequacy, like me. But in a good way.
### Review: GMO Cookies
I was about to give this strain a 3, but I'll give it a 4. Let me explain.
I've been warned about how different this strain is. I'm 300 lbs but a lightweight in terms of getting high, which in the end, I'm thankful for because I realize how much money I save monthly. I prepped a joint that was around 0.7g, which usually lasts me about a week, and even longer if I have another strain around.
I took a huge puff, which was about two regular puffs. Five minutes later, I usually feel something, but this time I felt nothing. However, 15 minutes later, I felt relaxed. Twenty minutes in, I suddenly felt a very strange sensation. All my body muscles became very heavy, especially my back and chest. I felt dizzy and went to lie down. Then I felt a strong wave of energy coming hard from the core of my body, and I started to panic and have anxiety.
I wear a heart rate monitor and know my heart rate goes up depending on the dosage when I smoke cannabis. Usually, it gets around 95-110 bpm and stays that way for about 10 minutes, but this time it went to 144 bpm! I surely had a panic attack.
All of the hard times lasted 45 minutes, and it was not pleasant at all. Even trying to lie down was a challenge; I felt like I was being lifted, thrown, and trying to walk was a misery. I felt like I just did 100 sets of squats.
Two hours later, the effect settled down, and I felt huge peace and tranquility, which is what I was looking for. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD) and right now, the effect is still there. There are a lot of people around me while I'm typing this, and I feel good now.
I usually smoke Northern Lights, GrandDaddy Purple, or Death Star. Usually, one big hit of those makes me very sedated. I didn’t get any sedative effect at all from this one, which is why I give it a 4/5. For this strain, I'll smoke it like sipping red wine next time to avoid negative effects.
I will use it from time to time to wind down after work. However, it won’t be on my favorite list because the effect doesn't align with what I am looking for. I need something that calm and sedate me.
PS: My neck pain disappeared ;)
I was hesitant to try GMO at first but it’s a smooth smoke that made me feel uplifted with my first hesitant toke. Once I was more confident that it wasn’t going to produce much anxiety I smoked more and found it to be a nice herbal, and indeed garlicky flavor that wasn’t too pungent.
The buds are about the size of my thumb, fairly dense and well frosted with pretty orange hairs. They are quite stinky but not as loud as one might think.
All in all it’s a satisfying strain that may have some benefits for pain. It can be sedating, perfect for a day in watching TV and chilling. A Sunday strain if you will, good for when you want to relax and feel nice. But it will knock you tf out if you smoke too much.
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Really smooth hitting, very tasty! really helped with pain and nausea, like right away. definitely a new favorite
I get this strain in chillums. .6 grams or 2 chillums is the perfect amount and delivery. Much enjoyed and leans far into indica. I sleep so soundly after using this strain! Its so relaxing. Its a creeper so be careful. I smoke with a tac of 33%. Not for light smokers.