GMO Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain GMO Cookies.
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it tastes like cookies! ive had one bowl and it feels like 3, i have no complaints LOL
its good it smells like a strong light smell of diesel very good smell and taste amazing
fantastic for relaxing but doesn’t leave you couchlocked - unless that’s what you’re going for. soothes anxiety and completely alleviates physical pain (just sorta numbs emotional pain tho)
When you open the bag, the smell instantly reminded me of a combination pizza from my favorite pizza joint!!
Love the taste... and the effects!
Picked up a gram of the Snaxland version of GMO from a newly rebranded dispensary here in Denvee. At $25/gram I was hesitant but, having heard about this company and how good their product is and the reviews of this specific Strain, I decided to give it a go. First, let me preface this by saying, I have used and sold cannabis since I was in my mid-teens. Excepting a 5 year break in my mid to late 20s for legal troubles, I have always had cannabis in my life and I consider myself an experienced smoker.
Since moving to a recreational state last summer, I had been solely smoking/vaping/dabbing hash and concentrates and eating RSO. I bought a couple prerolls when I first moved here but I didn't give the flower in this market a big look. Big mistake on my part.
On looks alone, this thing is a 10. This is the frostiest bud I've ever seen. The shit glitters and has left a visible layer of trichomes around the inside of the bottle it came in. The buds are well trimmed, with varying shades of green, some so dark they look to be purple. There are also a small number of faint orange hairs throughout the buds as well. It was a little dry. But, I've heard that's common for the weed in CO due to the dry climate.
The scent is harder to pin down. On the nose I get that hard, initial funk that all good pot has. But it drops off into a more artificial/chemical smell on the end. As far as taste, I have been a professional chef for 20 years so I'm very familiar with flavor profiles and nuance in tasting. The flavor immediately reminded me of the flavor of sauteed shallots in butter. This was finished up with the lingering taste of slightly cooked garlic. Being that shallots and garlic are cousins, I wasn't surprised to find those flavors together. However, I was totally amazed at how spot on the flavor of this was based on other reviews.
As far as the effects. This girl packs a donkey punch to the dick. I smoked a half gram joint in about an hour and the effects were immediate. I smoked the joint in three parts and, after the first couple hits I could tell this was going to be a good time. Smoothest smoke of my life. As someone with a perpetual smokers cough and asthma(I know, I know), I thought my lungs were going to be done in. Complete opposite. This herb was so smooth, I only coughed twice. On purpose. To clear room for the next hit. After the first part I was pretty high but clear headed and motivated enough to do some chores. I smoked the second part and was immediately couch locked. didn't want to get up but if I thought about it to motivate myself, I could get moving if I had to. The third part just put me to bed. Fell asleep and woke up with the first pot hangover I've had in years.
All in all, I give this a 4.5/5. I'm only taking a half point away due to the slightly dry texture of the bud. But, again, I knew the cure here was dry before hand. All in all, great experience, great strain, by a group of people who are doing the right thing with their genetics.
January 22, 2019
Love this strain. The wax is even better. Sweet and lovely
Wowzer me oh my this is great!
Really really good stuff. I was about to take a tolerance break but had a shitty couple of days, so I picked up quarter that was on sale. Relaxed me so fast. Like I mentioned I felt like a tolerance break was due because stuff has been hitting hard lately. It has put me right down on the couch after one bowl. I imagine another would probably put me to sleep. Might test that theory though in a sec...