GMO Z reviews

Galactically disgusting. It's truly an achievement. It tastes like you're licking a dirty hamster cage, or huffing a back-alley dumpster in late July. Stale piss and rat droppings in a damp underground parking lot. The hot, wafting belch of methane and rotten hay from a badly-kept manure pile. Something furtive and decaying and unsettlingly rodent-like. Deeply foul. Unholy, even. I've had great experiences with Happy Valley live rosin cartridges before, so I think that this must actually be intentional and not just crummy processing. Which is blowing my mind, tbh. If the effects were spectacular, that'd be one thing, but GMO Z feels thin and faint and sickly, not lush and deep and generous. I don't understand anything anymore. They grew this strain on purpose? And folks LIKE it? This is hand-crafted, locally-sourced, artisanal dogshit, and I'm delighted for y'all to take it off my hands immediately. Go be gross and happy with my fondest blessing, but please god, do it where I don't have to smell it.

Amazing for sleep or a late night smoke sesh

Great for night time vibes, and relaxation!!

Excellent smoke! I was amazed at this Cresco product, especially the effects. Super relaxed,happy and euphoric. I prefer sativa but this is great in the evening with a couple cold barley sodas!

I loved the creeping onset of this GMO cartridge from constellation. Very euphoric, relaxing, and whole body high. The hard part was the raunchy stench of garlic/ mushrooms/ blue cheese with mold. I dry heave every time I try to smoke this strain, so it's not for everyone!

This is one of my favorite strains that I have had. It's a nice, smooth smoke with a pleasant high.

Great strain for nighttime relaxation. Pleasant aroma. Very fruity and earthy with a tiny bit of funk. The flavor is earthy and peppery. The high is slightly heady at first and then moves down to the body. Be careful. This is a potent strain and you will be stuck on stupid if you consume too much. Great strain for watching a movie at home.

This is a very strong strain💪.... definitely fir evening/night time use. Very dank-kush, fruity and diesel smell... sour, tea and pine taste.