Golden Goat reviews

100 percent my new go to morning routine! Light head high focus & balanced body for relaxation & pain relief ! I have severe panic attacks, Autism & PTSD & ADHD & PTC mix that with the fact I’m a rookie cookie still lol , ( meaning my tolerance is shit!! ) this was not a overwhelming high or feeling it was like a WARM HUG ! So I highly recommend this strain for noobies aka rookie cookies like me lol and medical patients like me who are hesitant because golden goat is a sativa hybrid I wish I would have listened sooner so again ( DONT FEAR THR GOAT ) it doesn’t need more COW BELL LMFAO! ( sorry but I just gotta toss in the fun word play on a SNL SKIT ( don’t fear the reaper it just needs a little MORE COW BELL)

This is my first ever review of weed ever. Why? Because it’s that damn good. It’s an excellent for boosting your energy, uplifting your mood and without activating your anxiety. Absolutely a crowd please. It’s the goat for a reason.

Smoked after a long day at work, immediately relieved all the stress I had. Lots of burstful flavor, although it is not an indica there is a really intense body high mixed in with the right amount of euphoria and excitement. Definitely gonna smoke again soon.

I’m vaping their Sativa Resin right now. The buzz tensity can vary if you give it time. But at least I now know why everyone is starting to like it. Looks like ATF has competition.

Great strain for a nice mid mellow mood boost. Super enjoyed the focus thinking; this strain gets the chores and errands done! Also makes for a good euphoric walk. Small pinch of paranoia at times but otherwise pretty great smoke! Very smooth.

If you barley smoke then It’s alright, but if you’ve been smoking for a minute like years, then it could be a lot better.

Makes my brain sparkle. I picked this up in Ann Arbor for $3 a gram in croptober and wish I would have gotten more than a half oz. I still haven’t nailed down the taste on combustion but it’s not horrible. My strain was from Arbors Welness but sold from Herbana. The buds are a bit loose and not trimmed that great but for that price I’ll take the end result which is a great high that makes your brain sparkle and do what I’m doing now which is writing a review on here. Ha. Mine only came in at 21.6% but I had recently come from some 32% flower that did me in so I was ready for a bit of a less high. Overall highly recommend this and west coast sour diesel, so far those are my favorites.

Golden Goat is so perfect in so many ways. From the moment I saw the stunning nuggets, covered in a yellow-orange sunshiny haze of trichomes, I felt it. An exuberant feeling of being in a meadow on a warm spring day with nothing to do but play about and explore, smile and laugh and have fun without having done anything at all, except float along on the sunny breeze... Damn this shit is gooooood! Seriously, and the smell is crazy. Fresh ground has the same sunny fields only now, you can smell and feel the sweet, piny fruity that grew in this sun. Pineapples and pine tree, mango, tart citrus like lemon/lime, it’s all there. And the high is all this distilled into you... It is like you are so chilled out, all is well, things are fun to do, nothing is annoying, life is beautiful. Golden Goat is the nugget for a one stop dose, eases pain, anxiety, depression. Brings on ridiculous activity (you decide what is productive), general giddiness and a sense of relaxed joy. Use at your own discretion, just use it!*** ***please note this can be an intense Sativa, but if you think you don’t like Sativas, try this when you can just do you. It’s gentle enough that it could be a real good strain to try, just make sure you are in control of your surroundings and the stimuli around you. If you find it, pick it up. In SW Ohio, look for Ancient Age brand. Absolutely Smashing!