Golden Goat reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.

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May 27, 2022
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This Strain is amazing to smoke in the morning to start the day. Super uplifting and helps for a positive mindset! Definitely a heavy high so just make sure you’re prepared.
December 25, 2015
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I had to give Golden Goat a second try and I have to say a few things about this bud in advance. The first thing that threw me for a loop was this treats NAUSEA, and I suffer from a Rare physical Anorexia trait that I can't eat that much my esophagus is stretched open due to a procedure that was done in October. The first time I tried this it was too much it was exactly like a light salvia trip, and I really don't like salvia it causes my body and mind to melt into everything and taste things I can't taste it was odd, like being able to taste the table it tasted like metal it was really weird, but made me sweat and very paranoid. Although I did figure out why I felt this way on Golden Goat the first time I tried it. The cause is very different; it turns out I have to be absolutely stuffed to the brim until I really can't eat anymore, even if I wanted too. By doing this it lets my brain know there is absolutely no room for anymore food. Also by doing this I would naturally go into a food coma however golden goat gives me more mental energy as if I had just woken up in the morning it was ASTOUNDING! I mean never ever ever ever evA~! Have I had a cannabis strain that gives me more mental energy and clairvoyance. The mood of this strain is very happy, uplifting, and not as energetic as I suspected since I also have the mother of this child as well and combining those two is just really really nice. Golden Goat gives off a pungent Lime/Lemon Pine and Sage/Mint smell that makes my mouth water. Golden goat's mother...smells more like tea and a lot less smelling of the fruit, I think that might come from the hawaiian-romulan father side. I can see the Romulan on this golden goat in the leafs. It looks like a spear head thats been rounded at the top Cola Smaller boulder formations near the end jettison out in other directions, like a rocket ship. Only dark leafs come from the indica Romulan side. Orange hairs squabble over every calyx, the bud structure is tough hard to break apart, it's also extremely D-D-Dank! The Taste: tea like, small amounts of lime sage and very pungent pepper at the end. The Vape is thick, but moves through the light swiftly like steam from a train. The Effects: It's slowly relaxing body making me breath easier in my lungs feel less constricted. My sight makes the light brighter and the streams of light coming from the L.E.D. bulb extrude out as soon as I look away in perifreal vision, and shorten when I refocus my attention on the bulb. Little bit of physical laggyness, if you ever played a pc game and had a server disconnection you'd get like a rubber band effect. Overall pretty happy. It's funny and Ironic I am a Goat in the Chinese zodiac and it's my year :3 This totally gets my goat XDDD. Very creative as well easy going too! If you are a cannasour like me and haven't had a chance to try Golden Goat, give it a shot it will be well worth your cents! Also Happy Holidays & Marry Christmas! :D
July 24, 2021
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This shit made me not exist 😮‍💨 the best high I’ve ever had
February 25, 2023
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My favorite strain of all time. Some phenotypes smell exactly like mangoes when grown properly. Highly recommend for daytime smoking!
June 19, 2013
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Got this strain on the slopes, great strain made me energetic and uplifted and tons of giggles
September 12, 2017
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This strain blew my mind. I've been using cannabis frequently as an antidepressant. I stumbled across this strain because of a Weedmaps coupon $10 eighths. Hell yeah! So I bought it brought it home and tried it. My living room and kitchen are clean. and then I ate. A LOT. Delicious munchies everything was amazing! Maybe it's called Golden Goat because you'll eat like a goat. I'm rambling. This also helped my ADHD a lot as well. Amazing hybrid I will definitely get more and recommend you others!
August 11, 2015
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This is the best sex high my partner and I have found. We LOVE it. Very powerful.
November 11, 2015
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Interesting sativa-dominate strain. Uplifting but not "racy". It also has good pain relief. Seems good for headaches/migraines. I can't sleep right after using it, a little too stimulating, but can after about an hour when it seems to help sleep. So a good all-around strain, useful during daytime or evening. Got the flowers from the Compassionate Sciences Alternative Treatment Center in Bellmawr, New Jersey. Highly recommend them.

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