Golden Pineapple reviews

If you like piña coladas, and getting stoned in the rain... this dankass nugg has you covered. Literally smells like pineapple sherbet, deep mandarin orange, and the blood of your enemies, if you really hate citrus fruit

Excellent strain. That’s it. Excellent. No, no; I must delve deeper into the true beauty which is this strain. The first hit I took from my pen left me utterly blowed away. The citrus smell caused my soul to be lifted into the cosmos. I then realized a tear had streamed down my check. Utter chaos, however there was beauty in it. After realizing what I had just experienced, my mind drifted into a deep slumber.

It's a very smooth, but very strong-smelling strain. Easy to smoke and comes on pretty fast compared to other strains I've had. Made my smoke buddy and I feel very energetic and aroused. It's a great snuggle strain. Would recommend smoking this and watching hour long stand-up comedy.

One of the first strains bought legally in a dispensary when first starting this dreamy escapade into the world of legal cannabis. Around 2 years ago it was strains like Golden Pineapple that are so over the top dank that my curiosity & fascination had me jump in head first. Since that point there has been non stop dispensary hopping, almost 300 strains under my belt, networking with budtenders that know their shit, and the surface has barely been scratched. With this being said it was fate to try this awesome strain because like the term "chasing the dragon" this stoner searches endlessly for super diggity bud like this. There have been few flowers that matched this strain's standards to be honest. The smell is so potent and uniquely happy that thinking of it brings back a nostalgia of the hot summer day GP baked me to the bone. Spicy, sweet tropical flavors stay on the tongue for a long time with a very upbeat terpene profile. Really with Golden Goat as a parent it is hard to go wrong. The only way going wrong could be possible is if a inexperienced smoker partakes because this is strong medicine. The usual high THC content mixed with the more sativa sided buzz could cause some paranoia, anxiety, and unplanned pregnancies because this weed gets folks horny. Plan accordingly!!! Top notch pain reliever also could stave off hunger being a more active buzz with little to no munchies. The high is very fast moving and animated sort of like a movie reel is going over your eyes. Reminiscent of the first time I got high which is great!! A special strain great for recreational purposes to satisfy folks like me who want to get ripped sometimes, but tolerance stands in the way. Golden Pineapple will laugh at the THC saturated body & give it an irie smackdown like no other. All that plus this flower even is pleasant to look at with a pale green interwoven with red & orange hairs. Great strain!!

I bought a GP distillate two days ago. My product was labeled an indica and is high potency. I love this strain, it’s really chill and also stimulates the mind. I find myself in a good place spiritually with a few puffs on the vape. Definitely deserves all 5 stars. Feeling the love. Flavor is a delicious bouquet of fruity fabulousness, dominantly citrus and pineapple. Even as a cart it’s pretty pungent. For an indica it’s not especially sedating, I feel calm, but also alert. Very very nice stuff.

City: Seattle •. Time of Day: 2:30PST • Mood prior to consumption: slightly stressed, otherwise good. Brand: MicroBar x Phat Panda • Product: Liquid Gold Live Resin HTE • Strain: Golden Pineapple. I've taken about 7-8 draws off of this adorable little Microbar. Here's what I'm experiencing: ✅ Vibe: Productive. I'm writing my first Leafly review, so it's clearly doing SOMETHING! 😜 ✅ Desired sensory experience: focus and flow with a bright lift. ✅ Actual experience: elevated. I can hear all the things. I'm slightly distracted. My mind's wandering; ADHD is quite active. ✅ Terp experience: expecting sweet pineapple, noted citrus, grapefruit, pepper, pine. ✅ Surprised by: how I want to get up and clean, re-arrange all my furniture, work with my hands– physically move, be active.

This strain is a real creeper. I dont feel the effects of it at all, i only feel buzzed. I take a couple more puffs. Nothing. 1 more puff. 10 minutes later i am in the clouds. Take it slow. Definitely an awesome hybrid.. i have all the alertness of a sativa but totally zoned out like an indica unable to control my focus. Its like.. i want to focus but im so lazy i cant begin to focus my mind on something else and I stay focused on something for way too long. Total mind melter. Oh and it tastes fantastic.. very sweet and tangy pineapple like taste to it with a hint of dank. I purchased a one gram liquid live resin cartridge from my local dispo so the flavor is really there. Awesome stuff 👍🏼

recently got some and had to go back for seconds. tis strain is so wonderful no more stress , anxiety or depression life's great now