Granddaddy Purple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Granddaddy Purple.
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This one creeps up on you, you don't really feel it until a few minutes later on in the smoke. Great smell, smoked up my car and left it smelling a surprisingly good sweet and berry smell. The buds looked pretty dirty and not much crystals, but that's probably from the way they grew it. I got it from Vermont. Good body high and gives you a slap in the face, not to get up and do something but to sit down and relax. I felt like a prized feather from the 15 th century in which an aristocrat would dip in ink and sign important manifestos at the time. Great smoke for a random Tuesday night school night. Makes you pretty and I can't wait to fall asleep in like a few minutes and wake refreshed in the morning. Overall, a good indica but not the best weed I have have.
Taking for pain and muscle spasms. The sleepiness and arousal are both awesome added bonuses.
Helps with my hypersensitivity from Asperger’s and anxiety.
@Shine
This shit has turned me into furniture. I am couch. Couch is me. Made me an immovable object, but not a sleepy object. I enjoyed the hell out of some survivor and ate the shit out of a chipotle burrito that made me toes curl. 11/10. Bout to get raptured by sleep.
Granddaddy Purple is a boring high if you have a higher tolerance. It’ll ease the pain a bit and get you by though if that’s what you got.
This strain is good and strong but be warned do not smoke this during the day if you are not doing anything hehe I would give it a 5 star if it was more hybrid
Really good flavor off this granddaddy purple distillate cart. I suppose I’ve gotten used to sativa because this strain knocked my socks off with only 2 puffs. Definitely not something I would want to smoke before 7pm. Very heavy effects… unlike a lot of the more sativa strains I’ve grown accustomed to, this gives me the classic “stoned” feelings. Big time munchies with this one and unfortunately really bad red-eye. Not my favorite but a pretty good “winding down for the night” kind of strain. I don’t get the bursts of creative inspiration that sometimes keep me up with more sativa strains. Instead I just fell into a scroll-hole on my phone in bed and had some giggles before eventually falling into a deep sleep.
My review:
If you ever find yourself having to supervise a teen student driver and you feel your anxiety all the way down and through your toenails,
Grandaddy purple is your strain!!!
This shit will melt all of your worries away,
Bye bye to “this is the last time I’m going to be alive and in this house”
And hello to
“ take a left here, let’s continue up the Burbank hills”.
Guaranteed chillest ride ever.
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