Grape Ape reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grape Ape.
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If you just want to binge your favorite show all day, this is the strain for you. Mellows you out, and helps with anxiety. Can cause you to go deep into thought. Smells wonderful after being freshly ground in your grinder. Hints of grape and citrus.
I had my first IUD put in this morning. I'll spare the details, but I've been bleeding all day and having horrible cramps. This Grape Ape preroll hit. The pain is gone. Melted away. Now I'm snacking away and watching a movie with my cat. Surprisingly fun night. :)
Grape Ape is one of my favorite strains of the grape and purple genetics. It's fresh smell can be described as wilted fruit and very strong overtones of fresh roasted coffee beans. It's smoke is just like any other smoke. Hard to describe. In my case it wasn't irritating or harsh.
My primary use of cannabis is to help me sleep at night and lay down to listen to music if I still cannot fall asleep. For that purpose Grape Ape is one of the best I've tried. It creates a pleasant sedative effect and while the high is felt the mind and the thought process is much clearer than any other indica I've had. No signs of disorientation or unpleasant dizziness.
September 10, 2019
One of the best strains I’ve ever had the pleasure of trying. When I see it I stock up. I have severe insomnia and this (and Kosher Kush) are the very few strains that almost force me to sleep. It KNOCKS you out. Like you’ll get way too high if you’re not careful even with a big tolerance this strain humbles me time and time again. The body high and relaxation are on a whole other level compared to other indicas. This strain will make you space out and forget stuff so be cognizant and use responsibly! This is the absolute definition of what a heavy indica should be. Top 3 for me and I’ve been smoking nearly 20 years.
I am an Indica connoisseur, and Grape Ape is an Indica! And you can feel the Indica when it hits! It takes a few mins to feel the effect, about 3 to 5 mins, but when it hits you will love Grape Ape! Through the magnifying glass, Grape Ape looks like a jungle of ripe, full topped Trychomes. And it smells like you'd expect an Idica to smell, full and ripe. At least if you have a good grower.
dense buds, darker hue, skunky smell. Will knock you on your ass
Wow. I love this stuff. I usually think pot associations with fruit are BS, but this really does taste a tiny bit like grape. If it were burnt in a fire. Anyway, relaxed as fuck, back pain feels far off and unimportant, and I'm having thoughts about the sex life of scissors. Do scissors scissor? Do they have little baby sewing scissors? Wow. I'm pretty baked.
Dark little nugs with Cheeto colored hairs. Smells chemy with sweet fruit.
Tastes sweet like burnt candy with a definitive grape aftertaste.
Smoke is smooth and pleasant.
The high starts quickly in the head and builds slightly more intense as the body buzz takes over and runs the show.
The head buzz loses intensity but leaves a trace of thought echo.
Get to the couch with some food and put on a documentary or some sweet tunes. You have now reached relaxation city, a place you will be for a few lovely hours. Feel free to move about the cabin on this flight as couch lock isn’t as dramatic as other heavy indices.
Mild spaciness, pain relief, increased appetite and positive vibes. No anxiety and no sadness. This is excellent!