Grape Ape reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grape Ape.
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This is my first review & it’s just because this is a frequent strain I buy that helps me with anxiety, sleep & stress at work when it’s too hectic for me to fuckin comprehend lmao so if u feel that then listen up. At first you will get extremely sleepy & start yawning lol but it then turns into a super nice relaxing mental & physical body high to the point ur just chillin. Super good if u have nausea a lot or insomnia, might not help with social anxiety but it helps me from having panic attacks from inner anxiety. Yes sometimes it makes me too sleepy but I love her anyways, we all have our tiny flaw (but isn’t rly a flaw when it’s night night time)
October 31, 2015
this is great ape! if u like fighting out of a coma, enjoy.
This is my #1 absolute best indica strain to knock myself out to sleep. This is THE sleeping pill for me. I have trouble sleeping most nights, I have mild insomnia and a few hits of this, maybe 5-10 minutes later at most, I knock out to sleep. And it's a great heavy sleep each time. I guess I feel a bit of an "ape" because of the heaviness and weight feeling in the body. BUT it's also the most gentle indica strain for me, no wild thoughts or an uncomfortable tingly effect, it just takes you very smoothly to sleep. Really recommend!
February 27, 2017
this is an awesome strain to give yourself a home massage spa treatment. What you need to do is get your favorite essential oil blend or olive oil or if you're extremely desperate you could use Crisco or whatever is in your cupboard but I would make sure and take a shower right afterwards.stand or sit in your bathroom or your bedroom or wherever with your feet shoulder-width apart. Start massaging your scalp and close your eyes but be careful because you could fall backwards like I almost did because it is so relaxing. I think you will like it but be careful you don't fall.
Got some grape ape in a cart from a local shop, not bad at all. Its a very sneaky strain, smoke too little and you'll feel like you didn't smoke at all, but if you smoke too much you'll be too impaired to enjoy most things. It has a very tight sweet spot but when you hit that spot you'll be really focused on whatever you're doing. I sometimes get into this interesting trancelike state where I just kinda take whatever idea I have and totally commit to it. I find it also helps my mood a lot. I'm able to take things in my life as they are without all the negativity attached. I wouldn't recommend it for an everyday kind of smoke, but its definitely worth having in your arsenal. Grape Ape is perfect for a night of staying in, playing video games, and eating good food. I've also found its good for when I want to pursue creative work like playing guitar and writing music. I would give it 3.5 stars if I could but 3 would be far too unfair so I decided to give it 4.
August 21, 2014
First time with this indi... Pretty great feel and tasty especially when vaporizing however not exactly the sedating feel I was looking for. By far still a fantastic strain and amazing for my anxiety and nausea however I found this strain slightly boring
Pain free. Still able to focus and function, not couch locked but I am relaxed.
3 hits and my eyes are sooooo heavy. i have trouble sleeping and this is the perfect strain to help me fall asleep at night…after some munchies of course.