Grape Ape reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grape Ape.
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I asked my budtender, "Whatcha got for a dickhead husband?" And this is what she gave me. Lol
Rids you of anxiety and other stress. Nice smooth taste and I taste a simple grape note at the end. Hits my melt me into the couch mark.
Pretty bud, first time I ever saw purple weed myself. No real euphoric high, maybe bc I have a high tolerance from smoking basically every day. However, this weed makes you think all your thoughts are epiphanies or you’re stuck in a loopy state. So you have to remind yourself “I may not feel high, but I am high in some aspect” or you’ll probably let your mind race which leads to freaking out. While your mind is doing laps around usually the same or relating topics, you won’t really move until u realize you got cotton mouth or something. It was first indica strain when I was sitting on the couch and felt so comfortable I went “in da couchhh” aloud lol. Really good but don’t let one try to tax u on it, it’s not that good
I like it! I am trying to find the best product to help with my chronic lower back pain!
Overwhelming head high. Totally relaxed.
Can’t feel my hands.
February 20, 2018
I rated this beautiful purple indica a 3/5 for a few reasons because I am not an indica fan.. but I realized I was an idiot for not liking a weed for made me tired when I knew it was an indica. So yes, if you are a "in da couch" person.. look no further. Earthy purple taste similar to granddaddy, and smokes smooth.
Great taste if you're not a fan of grape flavors then you sure are missing out. Amazing high can't complain. My body is in KO mode not wanting to move ha!
Smelt like that good shit!!! Stunk like a big wet dogs butt hole!! Fuck yeah brother, get on one and kerp it for the ape!
Perfect strain to unwind after work. Completely relaxed yet energy to run around and get things done if needed. Great strain. Dank buds, recommended grinder for fluffy pile of bud