Grape Ape reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grape Ape.
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One of the strains that is all around great for what you need! The dense buds created by the growers made for an ultimate session with results!
Grape Ape will make you zzzzzz. I have a hard time sleeping, which makes this strain a blessing. Plus, it makes everything so... I don't know, pleasant... that I actually look forward to falling asleep. Also highly recommended for Netflix marathons.
This is some powerful medicine. It has a strong grape scent, and a pretty decent grape taste too. When you break up the buds, the flakes look dark purple. Not just purple undertones, literally full on purple. Also, only a few hits out of a bowl gets you high for hours. It's some legit bud all around. The only downside of this bud is that almost too strong. It's not the kind of bud you want to be smoking if you are doing an activity that requires focus or precision. Prepare to be a little bit scatterbrained for a few hours.
one of my all time favorite hits your body very fast and takes all my anxiety away along with some relief from bipolar depression. taste like earthy berry flavor that crave so much I had smoked it in flower from Nevada dispenser go kabunky
Grape ape is a strain you need when your passive aggressive mom might be mad at you again but you don’t know because she won’t actually tell you if she is. But sometimes she’s just sick and gets depressed and it’s not actually your fault so you’re secretly hoping it’s just that but also you realize this is how your trauma comes up and needs to be healed. So you puff some Grape Ape, take some deep breaths, use your mantra (light, energy, warmth) and come to the revelation that other people’s feelings aren’t your responsibility and remind yourself you’re safe and your body is just trying really hard to protect you but it doesn’t have to because you are safe.
This is what I've been looking for, guaranteed couch-lock and relaxed evening. Perfect nighttime med for me. If there is a negative it didn't seem to last more than an hour or two. I need to experiment with an edible to see if I can get five hrs out of it.
Nice thick fluffy buds with aromatic hint of sweet grape. Mellow high. I prefer strains that doesn't leave me glued to the couch. Smooth with a sharp smack of sweet grape after exhale. Love this sticky flower!
The buds were just beautiful. Nice big buds with a plethora of color and crysals that were excellently manicured. Smooth grape hinted smoke that u would come to expect from a strain named grape ape. Finally the high, very heavy body stone that makes pain just seem to disintegrate. However smoke to much and couch lock is a definite possibility. So newbies beware. Also excellent strain in my opinion for the relief of insomnia.