Grape Ape reviews

Deliciously sweet grape indica, great effort by NETA (stats from batch 819). Stony, beautiful forest green pinkish purple nugs with abundant orange hair throughout, coated with sugary looking crystals. Good for pain and sleep, can be manageable without couchlock for a pretty potent strain.

I'm not sure if I've done this review yet, but the strain is actually called Mendocino Purps, or The Purps, but I couldn't find that on here, so I'll type in this one-cuz I think it may be similar. This strain is becoming a favorite of mine, just as it "sets euphoria" right inside my bones!!! Like liquid euphoria that is concentrated inside the places that hurt the most, (low back, menstrual cramps, & mid-torsal.) & OMG, pink Floyd on this strain!!! 😀😀 Can I say ELECTRIC HIGH , or makes me feel like I'm literally INSIDE the very notes that the bands are playing. Some good Jimmi Hendrix, the doors, etc.... & My body is like a wet noodle that I can feel gravity pull on me. My body feels so AMAZING to me!!! I'd probably go outta my mind with pleasure if I had sex on this stuff!!! 😎

My favorite indica at this point. Mild euphoria but not overly heavy.

I smoked about 1 gram out of a bong with friends and a couple bowls with a pipe. We were all very talkative, euphoric, and super giggly. Oh, and hungry. After I got home I ate about 3 meals in one sitting (and I have an eating disorder that usually prevents me from eating well). This strain had a very social and focused head high initially with a relaxed but not quite tired body high. But it slowly drifted into a relaxing and sleepy body high. I recommend this strain for eating disorders, insomnia, and social anxiety. The bud is dense, greenish-dark purple with small crystals and dark orange hairs. It smells sickeningly sweet, almost like grape koolaid or grape jolly ranchers.

This is a headache strain for me. It causes them doesn't cure them. I will be avoiding it in future.

Grape Ape is an unbelivable nighttime medication for pain, especially migraine headaches. Love how it just relaxes my whole face, head, and body in a great indica way. Munchies are a definite tho

great indica bud. couch locking, knock you on your ass effects. but still euphoric and cerebreal enough to still go about your day. the shit I got reeked up the whole library I got everyone staring over at me as I write this review...lmao. just from a crack of the bag u stick your nose in and smells like fresh, sweet grapefruit, with a cotton candy- bubblegummish scent to it. its absoulutely wonderful. the buds are covered in crystals with long orangeish/peach colored hairs. with light and green and bright purple/blueish leaves. kinda leafy compared to all the other times I have had Grape ape, but this batch smells the dankest

I have been vaping for about a year, to relieve neuropathy pain and PTSD. This is the only strain that gives significant relief for both. It is so wonderful, I am thinking of growing it...