Grape God reviews

Omnipotently Grapey goodness! Great in all aspects. I wish people could get, taste and feel the mmj that I'm rating. It all starts with good genetics and a commitment to excellent gardening. The grape god I smoked was grown by an older gent that has over 20yrs experience as a marijuana farmer. He is committed to the cultivation of high quality cannabis, and as a result his yields are large and his buds are conversation topics. His Grape God is sensational. Pleasing to the palate like a big ole pink grapefruit! Nice heady effects after a few tokes. I must admit the effects lasted for 4+ hours and there was no crash, no munchie attack, and no need to take another toke, it was all about rest, relaxation and sweet dreams.

I acquired this strain from Planet Joe in the NW Cannabis Market on Rainier. The buds are full, and firm but not hard. The somewhat fluffy buds are grey with trichomes. The aroma is quite pungent, I am able to smell it a few feet away in a sealed baggie. The aroma is a delicious blend of grapes and grape skins. There is a sweet hint of grapefruit to make one want to just chew on the buds! The buds, as usual are perfectly cured and trimmed. The grape is a bit sibdued in the flavor compared to the aroma but still very present. The sweet grape quickly fades to a pleasant gritty earthiness that is a wonderful smoke. The effect begins in minutes, with a firm puffiness behind the eyes, and a tingling weight throughout the body. The mind subtly calms, and almost before one notices, relaxation sets in. A happy, mellow, stoney energy kicks in. Grape God is an amazingly flavorful strain, described by what surely sound like exaggerations but are truths. One of the most flavorful and aromatic strains I have ever found. With the very substantial body high, and blissful head effects, this is a perfect anytime, anyone strain. I continue to enjoy a 1.5g cone this am, and I can think of nothing better to start a morning.

She’s one of my favorites, and couldn’t have showed up in my stash at a better time. Besides the soothing body stone that eases pains, she also lifts the burden of stress, as if that shit happened to some other you. Depersonalization stronger than any strain I’ve tried, it’s a welcome break if you can’t stop thinking about something shitty in your life.

Just want to say that after getting more and more and just loving this product they introduced me to the growers, and now this is my new Medical Go to for my symptoms. ANYONE with GI, stoumach issues, Eating disorders, or anxiety desperately needs to try this strain. It works wonders for me and has cut back my needed amount of medicine from on average of 3 grams per day down to 1. That in itself, as someone with lung issues, is a blessing.

Oh that smell, that beautiful terpene arouma. Grape God is a glorious cross between the heavy Indica God and a Grapefruit Sativa bringing back that Cinderella weight on a short stocky plant.... oh that smell. Easy to prune this goddess into a 3 or 5 headed plant to get ounce after phat ounce of one of the best smelling strains ever. Stone is functional though she leans on the Indica side. Great social buzz. Not a super heavy hitter but great taste and smell.

God bud is one of the most introspective and spiritually lifting indicas I've come across. The og kush shines through with its intensely stoney effects while the god bud adds a mouth watering aroma and palatable taste. My girlfriend doesn't usually enjoy the taste of most kush strains but really seemed to enjoy the smoothness of this one.

Delicious tasting, smelling, dense, potent indica. You can definitely smell the grape and taste some fruit in this strain, and can hit you pretty hard leaving you couchlocked. Highly recommended.

This is one I had high hopes for. I tried it once and had a decent buzz. I was trying for pain relief, which it did not provide, but the buzz was enough that I didn't care that I still hurt. Tried again and the buzz was much weaker and the pain was severe enough to counter the buzz. While this would be a decent one for a newer smoker, for me, it's not nearly enough for pain control.