Grease Monkey reviews

6 star strain! It's so potent it's unbelievable specially when your someone with a nice high tolerance. Wake and bake this pure 1 & done ✅ Apparently one of the rarest cannabis. If she pops up in your dispensary buy all of it. Won't be disappointed. Eliminates pain,nausea.

Picked this one up from a local dispensary when the guy behind the counter got gitty telling me about it i knew i was in for something. At first look looked like something out of Mr. Freeze's stash. Got home took a few good bong rips. On exhale i was hit with a sweat yet skunky taste almost like kissing the God of skunks. Once the effects started to lean in I was put into what I call the ideal video game state, as in I was in complete cerebral euphoria while still clear enough to focus and be alert. Hands down one of my go to's when they have it in stock. Urban Wellness is in my opinion one of the top 3 in the state.

Alright, so my first time meeting this strain and it was by description...pretty damn accurate. I definitely detected the "Glue" due to its pungent aroma and stickiness. I have never tried the "🍪 and Cream" but I bet that part is what smoothed the rough part or the "choking/raspy throat" effect that the "Glue" hits you with...or at least me with every time...didn't really cough until the end of my blunt. "Grease Monkey" did start to go to my joints and other areas that are affected by my sciatica...another reason why I chose this strain. After about 15 minutes, the relaxation really kicked in and my body was powerless to the relaxing effect that took hold. All I did the rest of the night was watch Transformers, ThunderCats, and G.I. Joe cartoons the rest of the night...and eat Crunch Berries cereal lol!

This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle me, the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that softens the blow of my chronic pain, nausea and stress. Really though, this is medical grade purity. It is a strong, relaxing head buzz that softens your eyes and your muscles too. Will knock you out, has a little dry mouth and makes physical sensations much more pleasing than normal. I mix this with a little Purple Urkle or 9 pound hammer and it’s a powerfully therapeutic way to melt your stress and clear your mind. Got mine from Ponderosa Releaf (they just opened three weeks ago. Their spot is amazing and they carry some of the purest and best-cured flower on the entire west side.) Sedative strain for sure.

Gassy, deep woods earthy. With citrus, lavender, and spicy top notes. Sweet on inhale, expands in the lungs. Diesel on the exhale. The buds are tight and dense, yet soft and crystal covered when broken up. They have a deep iridescent forest green color, with vibrant orange hairs, and an almost candied look to it. You can smell the deliciousness of a packed bowl from across a house, this green beckons one caught by the smell of it directly to it. This batch tested at 31.29 THC, with a CBD at 0.07. >6 out of 5< \---*11 out of 10*---/ AK Specialty Grown

This is a very versatile strain for Wake N Bake, Sleep, or social events. It’s LOUD. The aroma is sweet , but yet skunky. It smells really fresh tho. The taste is good af. I definitely taste the cookies n cream side of it. Smooth smoke. Your body will melt and buzz all over. You will feel like you’re floating and just relaxing. So no pain or worries. I was super inspired and creative as well. If you’re out with friends and y’all smoke this, you WILL have a great time laughing and joking and turning up. Everything is good vibes while smoking this. I didn’t really get munchies super bad but keep a snack nearby and Keep water or stay hydrated because it does dry your mouth up , but ehhh. It’s worth it for sure.

One thing is for sure – this strain is no monkey business. Your body and mind will want to hang out like a monkey up in a tree. There won't be any swinging around from the branches after its relaxing body effects leave you like grounded like an ape. A cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream, the "Grease Monkey" from GLeaf is a powerful hybrid strain. Packed with earthy and skunky aromas, Grease Monkey is sure to grab your attention from the moment you open the jar. Tested at 30.1% THC, this cut will powerful effects that great for relaxation and relief from pain. Patients will find this a great strain for the evening time as the Grease Monkey is known to produce heavy body effects. With Cookies and Cream in the heritage, expect a little bit of euphoria and stress relieving qualities as well. Quit monkeying around and try the Grease Monkey today! It's one strain you will certainly go bananas for.

I didn’t expect the full body deep relaxation sensations from this one. It is a bit earthy at first when smoking, but the benefits for anxiety relief and pain relief is incredible.