Grease Monkey reviews

I personally didn't like this strain, it was too harsh for me and hurt my throat/made me cough hardcore.

There wasn't really much to say either way about Grease Monkey. First there was no visual of this bud since this strain was already rolled up in 2 prerolls weighing .75 each. This also doesn't give me much of an opinion as for the smell of this flower before burning a la jar. This almost gave way to the notion of doing this review at a later time. After thinking about it over the length of a doobie it seems now is the time for one reason alone. It took me several passes on this strain before letting a budtender coax me into it so unless fate makes it happen again with a great deal the opportunity may not ever arise. Not the biggest fan of the G Glue strain with a preference for #12 so there was a preconceived bias. The Cookies & Cream other half of lineage made this a little better in my mind and also in the taste of smoke. The smoke was not super tasty, but it did bite back in my throat making me cough every hit. The kind of irritation or bite that only cannabis produces where by the time that quick cough is over the head is stoned. The rest of the buzz seems to spread from that ganja bite in back of head & throat down to lungs than throughout body catching up to head very fast. So this was no creeper and the high although very down the middle hybrid had a thick insulated feeling around forehead and cheeks. The high was functional , pretty boring effects overall albeit a long lasting 2-3 hour. Could be used for very light pain relief or mood elevation. Personally would not use for either unless there was nothing else. Would consider this a recreational weed that would be great for light or first time users. If this strain and I cross paths again by chance this review will be updated.

My new favorite strain for bedtime or when I need a major chill out. Grease Monkey is phenomenal for my anxiety... just wipes it out. Unlike its parent, Gorilla Glue, there's no energy burst/head high rush at the beginning, it's just numbing and relaxing. If you don't smoke anything else, it'll pull you to sleep after an hour or so.

Good taste great body relaxation great for nighttime nite nite after half joint has a great smell

Nice dense buds and great earthy flavor that last for the entire bowl. Every hit you take tastes like greens!

4.1 Goodnight sweetheart, goodnight.

Very stoned.

Insaneee strain real body high. Great for those times u wanna pause the world for a minute. Very oily tho my roach is sticky af 😂