Grease Monkey reviews

There wasn't really much to say either way about Grease Monkey. First there was no visual of this bud since this strain was already rolled up in 2 prerolls weighing .75 each. This also doesn't give me much of an opinion as for the smell of this flower before burning a la jar. This almost gave way to the notion of doing this review at a later time. After thinking about it over the length of a doobie it seems now is the time for one reason alone. It took me several passes on this strain before letting a budtender coax me into it so unless fate makes it happen again with a great deal the opportunity may not ever arise. Not the biggest fan of the G Glue strain with a preference for #12 so there was a preconceived bias. The Cookies & Cream other half of lineage made this a little better in my mind and also in the taste of smoke. The smoke was not super tasty, but it did bite back in my throat making me cough every hit. The kind of irritation or bite that only cannabis produces where by the time that quick cough is over the head is stoned. The rest of the buzz seems to spread from that ganja bite in back of head & throat down to lungs than throughout body catching up to head very fast. So this was no creeper and the high although very down the middle hybrid had a thick insulated feeling around forehead and cheeks. The high was functional , pretty boring effects overall albeit a long lasting 2-3 hour. Could be used for very light pain relief or mood elevation. Personally would not use for either unless there was nothing else. Would consider this a recreational weed that would be great for light or first time users. If this strain and I cross paths again by chance this review will be updated.

I love the heavy affects. after a long hard stressful day its the perfect relaxer. gives you a nice head high combined with a wonderful body high that makes everything good away. I love the almost green apple like flavor as well. I love sour apples so naturally I like the flavor :) hard to find though

This is a very unique strain it there are not a lot of crystals but man does it get you stoned one bowl gets me solid and I smoke a lot my favourite part about this strain though that blew me away was how smooth it was it’s very smooth making it dangerous because of how high it can get you so beware

The bud was a very Dense. The Aroma was very pungent of Earthy pine. Fills the room undertones of citrusy/Diesel COMBO. Bong hit was: smooth .... I got the cookies and cream taste on the inhale and exhale Tastes of GG#4. I recommend at least A 1/8th so you receive good full. The bud is a real dull green color.

My first time trying grease monkey and I like it! If you need to sleep, this will help! Nice relaxing high. I will definitely purchase it again.

Nice high and body buzz, helping with physical pain and my stomach issues.

Bravo! I am very sensitive to sativas/hybrids (get very anxious, fast heart beat, etc. not too fun haha). But this is an AMAZING hybrid. Gives me a little bit of the sativa effects, giggles, euphoria, etc. but not too much. With the body calming indica effects. Great tasting wax. Muchies are also present (sometimes a good thing, sometimes just annoying). One cool part with this strain, is the fact that this is the only strain I have found that often times while watching a movie, tv, youtube, etc. Any comedy or joke, I feel the corner of my mouth just go up, as if my muscles controlled themselves, I can feel myself smile, but its as if my mouth is being pulled into a smile. Truly amazing.

Feeling bubbly and up. Nice blend.