Green Crack reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.

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December 10, 2014
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...the fuck? This strain was so weird lol. The most unique one I've ever smoked. It gave me so much energy and so much focus. I would highly recommend keeping this strain around for medical purpose over pure enjoyment.
January 6, 2016
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I think this is the first strain I ever tried that was very focusing instead of making me slightly scattered. I paired it with a book I've had trouble finishing and I was able to concentrate for a couple of hours without getting distracted. I'd been worried that a sativa with such an energetic reputation would hit me too hard, but I didn't feel nervous at all. I noticed the comedown mostly because I realized I was back to rereading the same paragraph several times without absorbing it, but I didn't feel that run down from the high. Overall, this was a really nice experience and I think this is a strain that deserves its reputation.
January 25, 2017
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• I've been wanting to try Green Crack for SO long! And today was the day-apparent —> when my 'present purgatory' became my happy, high 🎶 heavens! • I could've planted a wet-one on owner|pharmacist Nick @Bluepoint Wellness CT, when he replied to my 'what's new & good'-question w/this T-21.24% indicol-version of Green Crack.. from Advanced Grow Labs. • i rolled & lit a fatty for the occasion.. & just as i pulled my third long, smooth hit, the 4 days'-stalled Nor'easter-front's clouds finally broke up + parted ways, reminding me after so many gray days, the sun☀️really does still exist! • This enlightening epiphany is similar to the intense, lovely, mood-lifting, cerebral qualities of this Afghani descendent. Skunky, earthy + sweet, this mellowing warmth allows m'mind to swiftly stop racing, so i may stop + smell a few 🌺 — was definitely worth the wait! • highly recommend this Five ✨🔥💣-strain.. it QUICKLY turned my frown upside-down.. thank you, Nick!👌🏻 • ✌🏽❤️🦄🌈 •
May 11, 2015
A word for the wary: you should use caution when using Green Crack. It's a great strain, however, the effects of this are closer to psychedelic drugs like LSD and Magic Mushrooms. It's not nearly as strong as those, but it's far stronger and definitely very different from other cannabis strains. If you read through the reviews, you'll notice that many reviewers mention increased sensitivity to color and light, increased physical sensation, and highly increased creativity. Your sense of time will likely be extremely distorted, perhaps to the point where it's impossible to tell how much time has passed. These are normal when taking psychedelics, and this is likely what you'll experience when you use this strain. This is a strain that is best enjoyed in the comfort of home, or a place you're familiar with. Take it and play nice music along with it for best effect. It will be a good time to chill out and think about things that you normally don't. You're likely going to be pretty worn out afterwards, which is completely normal. Take it easy and don't push yourself. You'll be set with a nice sleep. This all being said, have fun! This isn't the best strain for going out, but it can get you a lot of wonderful insight in your life.
February 3, 2023
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LOVE this strain! It’s easily made its way into my top 5 sativas for sure. I live with depression, anxiety, ADHD, and a few other health conditions and this weed makes it all seem like minor things. I usually smoke a bowl or two in the morning to help with the anxiety and the side effects of my antidepressants and a few more throughout the evening and before bed. This put my ass straight into gear with WAY LESS than what I normally smoke to help with everything 10/10 strain I’ll definitely keep buying this
August 1, 2012
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Great for a mid-day treat when the floor needs a thorough clean. Recommend music pairing: Barry White.
November 6, 2022
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This is the best strain I’ve smoked in 30 yrs. I feel I’m in total control, my inner self and outer self are synchronized. This is how life should feel!
December 2, 2022
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A miracle for neck pain! I've got pinched nerves and muscle spasms all down my neck, back and shoulder and it all just.... stopped and the pain became irrelevant. And then 30 minutes later I gave my neck a li'l stretch and pop-pop-pop, it all came loose. That was worth like a week's worth of yoga and listening to whale song and thinking soothing thoughts. Fuck yeah, drugs! (And what everyone else says about it tasting like a mango on a stick with chili dust. Delightful. Energy wise, I had a cup of tea with it and now I want to climb the clouds and laugh while fistfighting God, so...)

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