Hawaiian Punch reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Hawaiian Punch.
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Had a nice hearty sized bowl of this one for the first time.... wow! Just wow! It's one of those types of high where you are so high that you don't know you're high but then all of a sudden you realize just how high you are. Very enjoyable... fun weird effects like "did I just think that out loud or in my head" followed by "did I just think that out loud too?" !!! Probably the weirdest thing was it was late at night and after I fell asleep, I was still stoned in my dreams. You read that right, I was stoned right down to a sub-conscious level, my own persona in my dream was baked! Probably wouldn't us this one in a social setting unless everyone else there was also smoking it so we could all surf this wave together.
holy mother fucking shiiiit, im higher than bat pussy off this doink! makes me happier than a two peckered billy goat! all i wanna do is just lay here and stick my dick in a glass of water.
Interesting that Hawaiian Punch is listed as a hybrid here, because my dispensary had it listed as the only 100% sativa I've ever seen. So, curious as to which is correct. Buds are very similar to the hawaiian haze I had early this year. Pretty loosely strung, light, deep green with long brown hairs. Smell is floral and tropical (not as much so as the Hawaiian Haze). The high is bit more clear headed, given the subtraction of the haze. I felt awake, but I somehow doubt this strain was actually all sativa, because I didn't feel as awake as I would with a Jack Herer or a Kali Mist. I really didn't find it overly powerful. Since I mostly vape, when I smoke a J I can really feel it, and I did, but not as much as I would have expected. I think this would be a nice strain to pass around with a big group. 7/10
Flame On the Shitz! Lit the blunt and started to read the reviews. Three hits later I was stuck writing this review. Took over 20 minutes to write these here’s words. I’m medicated!!! God Job!
Boom shockalcka shit is fire
A lovely high that keeps you talking for hours
Okay let’s get one thing straight, it’s a KNOCKOUT ohh myy godd. This sativa is the type of sativa that make’s, you think you can see the future and in the future your looking back on the past. Possible vasodilator as the blood vessels feel like the floodgates are open, and another thing to note is that it is a great bronchodilator, my asthma is clearing up great even though at the start it was a rough ride. Probably a VERY good strain to work out on! I can feel every crumb on my back, a memory of the Asda 7 seed loaf, golden toasted with countrylife salted on top, what a treat that was! There’s a few affects on the body a few niggles here ans there but overall it’s in the head. Really dry eyes. No wonder it’s a sativa. PS. Do not open your bedroom window at night, millions of flies have descended upon me like rats on a crapbag. Fuck.
June 26, 2015
Being from The Big Island and knowing the creator of this tasty strain I think I can give a good honest rating. Hawaiian Punch delivers the flavor and creeping punch that this strain packs. Just what I look for at the end of a long day. My gf loves this strain when she gets a headache. Almost instant relief!