Jealousy reviews

Got it based on the 2022 Strain of the Year honor. I liked it, but didn't love it. The smoke is pleasant with a clean, slightly spicy taste. The high kicks in immediately but slow. As it peaked I started to get hyper-focused on the task in front of me, unable to process outside distractions to the point of becoming irked when interrupted. When I refocused to another task, I was focused on THAT. Tried to use during a yoga practice, but strangely, my head got scatterbrained to the point that I couldn't do slow-paced routines. Seems good for a highly-focused job, but not necessarily for relaxation.

Not impressed at all.. sorry but this was a huge disappointment. The grower was Royal Kind and it smelt like a crap.. taste was even bad. Seriously do not know why leafly would call this the bud of the year or whatever. Definitely avoid this strain and save your money. It’s not worth it…🤮

I'm high right now on this strain. It hit fast and is pretty powerful. It gives you clear headed high, tingly and mellow. It makes a lot of beautiful smoke dancing in air. It gives me underthinking, I think due to its calm effect, at the same time it gives me a little more intelligent in humorous way and thinking mostly about rules of my non-English language. I was talking with a friend in our non-English language, I think I was more charisma and felt easier to talk with. Nice tingly feeling around my back and heart. I got a neck pain, because I overly relaxed my neck. It's fine as long as I keep my head up. It temporarily has sweet and creamy taste. Now, it tastes like just smoke mostly in your throat and feels warmth there. I enjoy its simple and sweet high. I'm a bit sleepy. It has some rare or uncommon terpenes. My score is ~8.7/10. Mg/g: Caryophyllene 7.37, Limonene 7.27, Linalool 2.85, Humulene 2.42, Farnesene 1.89, Pinene 1.73, Terpineol .72, Fenchol .71, Myrcene .58, Ocimene .52 and Nerolidol .27.

Never trust a “hybrid.” lol. I’m *strictly* a Sativa smoker. Any strain more indica-leaning than say, Blue Dream, is useless & unenjoyable to me. I read lots of positive reviews about Jealousy, many stating that it’s really unique, and evenly embodies the best qualities of Indica/sativa, while not veering into the anxiety-prone aspects of sativa, or the dull lethargy of indica… I bought 2 oz for $100 at the local dope shop, having high hopes for the type of weed I’d typically skip over. The joke’s on me! It IS definitely a unique strain. It IS a potent strain. After the first draw off the dope pipe, the cerebral effects kick in instantaneously, and it feels promising…but less than 5 minutes later, all motivation to function is gone. It feels like heavy weights are attached to every inch of the body, and and there’s an undeniable gravitational pull-feeling of melting into the floor. All interest in functional living is gone, and it’s enough to ruin your day off one hit. The unique part is that the cerebral effects remain constant, even while reduced to a dull, lethargic indica-blob…and this makes it even less enjoyable, since you’re aware of how immobile & useless you are. TLDR- this strain is a heavy indica, and it may be good for people with pain or insomnia. But if you’re like me, and you like heady cerebral stimulation from your dope while being able to perform the daily functions of living, then Jealousy is not a good fit.

The batch I got tested at 29%. Nice purple 💜 👌 tight buds.

My only complaint is that it’s too aromatic.

This strain has been really great for my depression

Hyped for Thug Pug and the whole Michigan scene tbh! They've put in work. But this strain is named Jealousy for a reason. There is not a single time that I've smoked this weed and had a pleasant time with my significant other. We were both on edge and talkative each time we smoked it like a stim, but was so stony that we had only had enough energy to squabble and watch TV exasperatedly. I joked that it was an apt name when I tried a different harvest of the same strain. Only got a gram this go round and it was the same exact high. Not for me. But maybe I'm just salty they took the strain trophy from Portland lol