Jealousy reviews

genuinely really helped me relax, I would come home after a long day of work, take one decent hit of this strain, and was definitely feeling better. this is one of my favorites I've come across recently. I definitely recommend it!

Tbh it isn't much different than slurricane, runtz, or ice cream cake. If you like those strains and terp profiles than you'll probably like this. It's Indica dominant, but the high is slow to onset and never really puts you indacouch. I rated it 3 stars because for being leafly strain of the year, it is essentially the exact same frankengelato cross we've all been smoking on for the past 2-3 years. If you were to do a blind smoke test, you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference between any of them.

Never trust a “hybrid.” lol. I’m *strictly* a Sativa smoker. Any strain more indica-leaning than say, Blue Dream, is useless & unenjoyable to me. I read lots of positive reviews about Jealousy, many stating that it’s really unique, and evenly embodies the best qualities of Indica/sativa, while not veering into the anxiety-prone aspects of sativa, or the dull lethargy of indica… I bought 2 oz for $100 at the local dope shop, having high hopes for the type of weed I’d typically skip over. The joke’s on me! It IS definitely a unique strain. It IS a potent strain. After the first draw off the dope pipe, the cerebral effects kick in instantaneously, and it feels promising…but less than 5 minutes later, all motivation to function is gone. It feels like heavy weights are attached to every inch of the body, and and there’s an undeniable gravitational pull-feeling of melting into the floor. All interest in functional living is gone, and it’s enough to ruin your day off one hit. The unique part is that the cerebral effects remain constant, even while reduced to a dull, lethargic indica-blob…and this makes it even less enjoyable, since you’re aware of how immobile & useless you are. TLDR- this strain is a heavy indica, and it may be good for people with pain or insomnia. But if you’re like me, and you like heady cerebral stimulation from your dope while being able to perform the daily functions of living, then Jealousy is not a good fit.

this weed feels like getting a big hug from an old friend. it feels like coming home from a long day to your pet happily waiting for you at the door. it feels like having your favorite home-cooked meal the way your mama always made. it's like hearing that one song from your childhood on the radio during a long drive. this is riding-off-into-the-sunset weed. this is everythings-gonna-be-okay weed. this is discovering-the-joys-of-life weed.

Very very nice strain. Buds seem a little on the looser side compared to the really dense chunks you’ll get with other strains, but these buds are super sticky and stinky. Definitely get a caryophyllene peppery-earthy “dirt” odor, but its paired with an almost sickeningly-sweet smell very close to that of a gas station snack-cake. Like an old stale butterscotch cake or something like vanilla-buttery. Gets you super high its one that beginners should use caution as the effects can quickly become impairing. Heavy euphoric feeling and body relaxation along with “racey” energetic feeling behind the eyes. Great strain I’m very impressed by its unique smell profile.

A very good everyday smoke that doesn’t make you too tired early on in the day

I wish I could share a picture with you because mine is as black as coal. Other than that, I fixed myself up 3 little bong hits, and had to remind myself to do the 3rd

Very clear, calming high. This chewed through my social anxiety like nothing. I hit this in between classes and was participating a lot and having a good time talking about poetry/literature with my professor without worrying about saying the wrong thing or sounding stupid. Very good for anxiety I found.