Jesus OG reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Jesus OG.
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This strain is not for everyone! It’s great because some days it had me high for 5-7 hours, but the high will come in waves so it’s hard to get much of anything done but great for recreational use when you don’t have anything to do.
I would absolutely not recommend this strain to anyone with pre existing mental health conditions. My most recent experience smoking this strain may have ruined it for me forever. it’s very easy to smoke too much (very potent), and I did just that. The high had me throwing up, dizzy, paranoid and lowkey schizophrenic. I don’t have a history of schizophrenia either so it was a very scary experience. Take it slow!
June 2, 2018
I feel like walking on water !!! Thanks Jesus!!
I'm vaping Select Strains Elite Jesus OG tonite, because I waked and baked with Platinum Kush earlier today, which forced me to take a nap and wake and bake again :) but this time obviously with a sativa because hey, it's Saturday and I need to enjoy it and not sleep it all away. I made myself a cup of Trader Joe's Columbia & Sumatra House Blend and between the two could feel myself becoming more awake.
Jesus OG smells and tastes like earth with citrus, and did seem to give me the energy I was wanting. I also feel happy - so much so that I pulled out an old Richard Simmons tape, Dance Your Pants Off! and I could NOT stop smiling and soaking in Richard's fun and positive energy!
This particular cartridge tested out at 81.3 % THC and 1.97% CBD. I can see where this would be a good strain for depression, because it did noticeably elevate my mood. While this is nice and all, there just isn't anything extraordinary about this one for me, and I probably won't buy it again in concentrate form, though I would like to try it in flower form to see if the effect has more layers to it.
Pretty potent! Watch your intake... can feel the power come up on you. I think this leans more towards a Sativa and have seen others say so as well. This one left me feeling dumb, lazy but anxious, and spacy. Just not for me... Good flavor and burn.
Yes Lord! This strain is definitely one of my top 5. Jesus OG made me prefect. It took over my body, I rode waves of ecstasy and made love to beasts.
December 5, 2017
Not really sure what the hype is all about - was extremely forgettable for me. Grabbed this as a top-shelf offering from the best flower dispensary in town. Drove me mild. Maybe people are just excited about weed named after Jesus?
I’m really enjoying this strain. It calms me down, makes me a little hungry, I could work being high with this stuff. But at the same time, I don’t feel like I’m super amped. I like feeling chill and this strain is good for feeling just that despite its “unholy” parentage.
Jesus OG is a mellow trip down yummy lane.