Jesus OG reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Jesus OG.
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I am going to go ahead and tell everyone that I have been an OG critic and just downright stuck up asshole about it but. with za JESUS OG they slapped me into submission with one fell swoop. this strain is absolutely indescribably euphoric loaded with thcv from what i was told and it sure felt like it. well OG my hat is off forehead to the floor I have to give credit wear it is due this sativa is hands down the best Strain that I've had in possibly 8 yrs again guys I eat my words and call you guys the true new generation bringing it in right. much respect guys.
March 29, 2019
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What an interesting strain. Listed as an Indica, and sure enough the package on my vape cartridge says “Indica” in big print. Thought I’d give it a try anyway as I’m a Sativa guy and there is lots of confusion in these reviews on what kind of strain this really is. The high is pretty much all body, other than feeling it in the face like other reviewers have said. Almost no discernible head rush. With all that being said, ironically what follows is a top notch Sativa like energy ride. Nothing high octane, but still very good for getting necessary things done. Another surprise, a very clear and focused head. For me, this is a fantastic choice for social situations and being out in public. No noticeable dry mouth or red eye either. Only physical downside is it’s harsh on the lungs. Not the best thing to experience during the Covid crises. The upside of this strain is clean, clear headed energy, a positive vibe with no (at least so far after a half dozen smokes) negative thoughts/paranoia, and a gentle comedown. Negatives are some harshness on the inhale, and a slightly underwhelming high. Maybe it’s because of the lack of a head high, but I could smoke more of this without feeling like I’m losing control (I’m a lightweight and it’s usually one hit and that’s it). Seasoned smokers may want to look elsewhere perhaps because of this lack of potency. Of course that can be subjective so always know your tolerance.
Godly shit 👍👍
Something everyone has to try
For me, personally, with my issues:
(1-5 rating system where 1 is OMGWTFBBQSAUCE and 5 is stuff I'll never touch again as long as I live)
Nausea Relief: 4
Eye Itch: 5
Anxiety Relief: 4
Perkiness: 5
Asleepiness: 2
I just feel numb with itchy eyes and racing heartbeat and thoughts. No bueno.
I don't like the way Jesus feels inside of me. Lmfao. Sorry, HAD to be said. Too little in life is that a legit statement. This is one of those times. Rad.
Ok, enough about the name and more about this wonderful strain.
The high comes on fast and heavy but also very smooth. The batch I smoked seem to lean more sativa euphoric effects but transition to a soothe body high. Creating a very peaceful and balance feeling. Perfect prelude to OMG beautiful love making. The taste and smell was settle some earthy and very little citrus.
Overall a quality strain and balance perfectly.
Deep, soft high. Relaxation and warmth. Body tension release. Euphoric, yet focused awareness.
May 1, 2015
Gives you that sleeping while awake feeling and a fun seeking attitude