Kosher Kush reviews

Kosher Kush is one of those heavy hitters! Gives that body high effect..Taste and smell is earthy piney but pungent! Also It helps with my anxiety and muscle aches for those nights that are hard to sleep! This strain is your go-to

So I was heading to do laundry but then I somehow ended up in my refrigerator. Now, I previously remembered wanting a jelly sandwich before I smoked and got high. So I saw some leftovers and said hmm this looks good. Then I was eating more and more food (pasta, spinach, salmon) straight out of the cold refrigerator. Then I paused for a moment realizing what I was actually doing... I felt like a savage then it dawned on me out shit I’m high. In other words, this strain works wonders for loss of appetite. It increases hungry you might not even realized was there!

The Kosher Kush had just been delivered only ten minutes ago, and I offered to use my 40+ years of joint rolling experience to get the party cooking, and already the crowd is turning ugly. “Thought you knew what you were doing”, some fool blurted out, as I carefully placed the beautiful little crystalline buds into the grinder. “Ignore him”, I said to myself, as I took the single paper, folded it into a cradle for the herb by taking the edge up to meet the middle fold,of the paper. “Let’s get the show on,the road”, the S.O.B.,says. Ok, I don’t get pissed off in public very often. I truly try and be a gentleman and have fun, but this guy needed a lesson in manners, in general, and in Cannabis Etiquette, in particular, but I held it until I finished carefully massaging the finely ground Kosher Kush into a great joint. “If you wish to partake of this fine herb, I suggest you remain silent,” I said, looking directly into his eyes. “Perhaps your observation skills need more work and your tongue less, A hand rolled joint is an act of love for all who smoke it. It is not only a way to consume marijuana, it is a work of art”I said. “Hand rollers are like an dying breed, so I a honored to carry on the traditional method,but It takes patience to roll correctly,”, I said. I fired up the Kosher Kush reefer. I took a nice hard hit, because I knew I might not get another off this joint, because it was going round the room. Very sweet and smooth. I held the hit in for awhile, then exhaled. I got a certified, genuine HEAD RUSH,. Just like back in kindergarten when we’d sniff glue. (Please know I’m joking). The crowd is nodding their approvals, but Bozo the Clown is getting antsy. “Hurry up and roll another”, he babbles. “You have the mind of an infant,”, I said. “Patience is needed to gain wisdom, and you obviously have neither of these gifts,” “Keep your mind open, and your mouth shut. In this way I will show you,how,to not only grow as a man, but you might actually learn how to,roll a joint.” I’m an old guy, and this character was at least 25 years younger, and could destabilize me in an instant physically, but he responded quickly and quite positively when i handed him the new joint I rolled, (I ended up rolling 9joints out of the 1/2 oz. we got for the party), and he was a happy camper as he lightened up after a couple of hits of Kosher Kush. Kosher Kush is smooth; it’s sweet, and it can be an effective tool to bring people together, even when the crowd turns, “Ugly.” 5 Star material for the Kosher Kush. So say I.

Definitely one of my top 5 strains for my insomnia. I’ve tried so many indicas, wasted money, time, and had a lot of bad experiences smoking because I do get paranoid sometimes. I’ve had such bad indica highs that I stopped smoking cause I thought I was crazy. Just remember there is a million and one strains out there, find the group of parents that you like and look deep into where that seed cane from and all the crosses. Sometimes it’s a guessing game but when you finally find a strain like this that helps me so much it’s 110% worth it.

Purchased a Exotic Carts brand of Kosher Kush and I have to say... Wow! The taste was smooth, really woody with a mint / herbal finish that just says "pow!" to the taste buds. The high was noticeable even before exhale with a prominent stoney feeling behind the eyes and a heavy weight drooping over the whole body. The stoney feeling quickly translates into a warm feeling of relaxation that relieves the body as well of the mind of the daily aches and pains. Definitely worth picking up in either concentrate form or flower.

This is now one of the best strains I've ever tried. I get really bad insomnia, but after just a couple of hits of Kosher Kush, I fall fast asleep in the sweetest way imaginable. Euphoria hits first: like a liquid wave of joy and unconditional love for everything in the freaking universe. Then absolute relaxation washes over me, eliminating any pain, muscle aches, or stress. Next thing I know, it's about 8 hours later and I've had an incredible night's sleep. Even my dreams are inspiring.

My diet is ruined. The weather channel is hilarious.

This is the most low vibrational medical herb Ive ever smoked. However very potent for what it is -if you like enhancing depression, worries feelings of insecurity etc. These are the reasons why I smoke not to enhance. Like someone said before this strain makes you feel stupid...i would say brain fog along with extreme fatigue. it feels like it completely wrecks your adrenals. I have def had some euphoric "floating" feeling on Kosher but not without the expense of some serious brain fatigue and feelings of unworthiness.