Krypto Chronic reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Krypto Chronic.
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I think its amazing. It helps with my horrible back pain, enlightens my head to deal with the pain, plus if u saw it, it's so pretty with so much purple on it and it smells great.
Makes me argumentative. Not a fan. Uplifting, clear headed high but very talkative
Kryptochronic by Alien 👽 Labs 🥼Sent Me Into Outer Space 🚀. This Indica Leaning Hybrid is one of the better ones I have had with it’s curb appeal (which does not disappoint) & it’s gigantic THC level of 36.50% 🙀 💨 Enjoy The Pleasure Of The Smoke 💨
AlienLabs Krypto via 2honeycomb perc water pipe. Smell is a rounded buttery sweet. The Flavor takes no prisoners, a musty sweet says Hello. Smooth on the throat and a moments later there it is coming up behind the ears ,a pressure wave that is there and then doesn't crest , it simply losses steam and dissipates. Definitely relaxed and a smile that doesn't wanna go away. Yeppers a goofy high. ..a goofy high that demands a physical involvement,,at least once a hour get up and move around for awhile. Too much brain activity to fall asleep on but the smile on your face may mislead folks to other conclusions. The 21% THC is felt but the mind enjoys it longer. I have a personal threshold around 21-22% THC level. Above that I start gettin the headaches and humor gets replaced by anxiety.This took me close to the edge without me being dragged over it.Finished the bowl somewhere on the other side of 2hours in. This time I did cough..and I didn't feel any pressure wave. Perhaps I was higher than I thought..or goofier than I thought. Even after a good diner , I was in no hurry for dessert.I was still high. Alien Labs had me with their Sherbacio, then Melonade and now this close but unique KryptoChronic. This is a good smoke for when you are doing something you like to do..No hurry to reach the end just savoring every moment on the way...yeaa that kind of goofy
The effects are awesome. Great for pain and not a large effect on the cerebral. I am able to function on a regular schedule and not worry pain. Great for motivation and I am not tearing my kitchen apart to eat but instead , feeling great and sitting bk and chill in. Definitely worth it. Standard Farms this is a job well done for me.
This strain is FIRE. I smoke for enjoyment as well as to manage pain along with depression. Killer high to enjoy an evening in or go outdoors and just enjoy everything.
Super dense buds, this is also the best smelling weed, smells like a fruity gas. Inhale and exhale give similar notes, smooth burning very very clean. This strain is in my top three for sure and when I can get some seeds, this is going to be a daily.
This strain is more on the indica side. Has that cakey/gelato strong nose. Great smoke !
Grabbed an 1/8 of the Standard Farms run of this strain. Big whiff of gas when opening. Tastes of glorious gas and berries with a hint of creaminess upon combustion...delicious. Euphoria and body tingles immediately which turns into a calm warm blanket without too much couch lock. Working well for my anxiety AND my chronic pain. Good stuff, would buy again.