Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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Can't even think right now...
This strain is amazing, it's a very psychedelic high. Makes you feel very happy, and if you let it relax you It'll put you on your ass.
Oh my I'm really tired and cozy and relaxed. I know if I shower and dry off but forget to dry my back, I'm high..... I forgot to dry my back tonight folks!
Hands down best strain I have had to date -
Extremely relaxing -
Coughing fit -
immediate euphoria -
Comatose sleep -
This is def a strain you roll up at the house without shit to do , because you will most likely forget to do it
January 8, 2015
this shit knocks me on my ass I love it
September 8, 2015
bomb asf if buds are treated properly
lime green
very fluffy
breaks down perfect to put in a blunt
strong smell
#StankAlert!!!
Best shit I've ever had man! Enjoy!
I bought this as I was told it would be a good sleep smoke. (and it was on sale for $7 a gram!) The bud was beautiful to look at and the smell was sweet and pleasant. The high wasn't as sleepy as promised and that turned out to be a good thing. For me, the Kryptonite didn't knock out my inner Superman but it did give me a nice buzz, perfect for watching evening TV (think Family Guy reruns) or movies. I thought things were funnier than they probably were but hey there's nothing wrong with that! There was something old school about this blend - it just takes you to a happy place but doesn't lock you down there.