Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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August 15, 2015
This is one of my favorite indicas of all time. I've only smoked it a few times as it is sometimes hard to find, but the best I've found is at Santé Alternative Wellness. This strain is perfect for creating music, or any form of art. My band and I smoked it during a jam session as a tribute to Jerry Garcia and played dozens of songs we've never even attempted before.
Great relaxer and feeling all the way around. it makes me so relaxed I can tell when I'm coming down from it, like night and day.
I mixed this with a bit of Pineapple Kush
Puff #1: “Alright, life is getting nicer. I’m still very aware of the widespread pain in my body, bummer :-(.”
Puff#2: “Mmmmm. There it is! F&$& it all!”
My shoulders are relaxing. There is a tingling sensation inbtween my shoulders, where I’ve had pain for days. My eyes get a little heavy, as I feel the waves of goodness flow thru me. I let my mind wander. Thoughts flow smoothly. I can focus and effectively communicate.
First time trying this strain and it is definitely a body relaxer and high! It does the job and also made me hungry. I loved it.
Awe Krypy, brings me back to my misspent youth in Florida. I knew a super old timey grower back then. Very very far out guys, he was always trying to grow shit under water about 150ft off the beach(seriously it was crazy). Anyways he told me and I later heard the same thing from a few people up here who had experience with it, that it was actually one of the very few North American Landrace strains. I had found wild plants in the glades before, they were of fairly good quality, and resembled kryptonite. To my knowledge this is the only major(and semi decent)strains originating from the sunshine state. Most likely though it came from Columbian landrace that broke free in the early 70's and then was regrown in the early 80's (half of that is based on anecdotal evidence I gathered in Florida, and the other half wily speculation).
Anyways, the strain I had up here was identical to what I got growing up in Florida, nice aroma, fluffy buds, heavy trichromes, very nice almost neon green color.
High: speedy for an indica, strong couch lock, giggly(maybe this is just because of prior experience as I'm rarely giggly)
Decent, but not great or profound, nostigalic for me though.
Its funny I remember moving back to Colorado 7 years ago. I called some Florida friends on the phone and they were bragging about all their good weed. And I just laughed at them and told them they had no fucking idea. Good to know my assessment then is still correct.
December 20, 2019
I am very high. Thank you.
February 6, 2015
its called kryptonite because it can knock Superman on his ass
Holy shnikees! I love this stuff!, As long as I don't have to function at all. If you need something to take it ALL away go ahead and blaze up. Probably some of the most mind-boggling weed I have ever smoked!