Megalodon reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Megalodon.
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Awesome daytime smoke, a little relaxing but mainly uplifting and happy.
what a strain! it smells very skunky but tastes lovely and woodsy. the effects creep up on you (10-20 mins.) and it not only melts pain completely away gives you almost hyper focus and calm. I greatly enjoyed listening to some instrumental music and doing some creative writing while feeling the blissful effects of this monster strain. Definitely reccomend if you are having severe pain or depression, however it is quite strong and a little difficult to function on.
Ok, so let me begin by saying this is my first time trying this strain. I am no amateur when it comes to hundreds of strains, but I am thoroughly happy with this one.
I suffer from chronice pain due to toxic black mold poisoning, and PTSD and this makes me feel floaty and talkative and laughing even. I feel amazing, not rush not paranoid, just chill.
From a functional perspective, I have never before found a strain that was so nice to deal with - while grinding and rolling the bud was not at all sticky. It had a very slight feel of maybe an oil or equal coating on it, but whatever was the difference, it really didn't seem to affect the process of enjoyment.
The smoke going in was more harsh than I like though. I'm not a fan of compulsive coughing after a toke. Pretty consistent harshness from the first puff to the last.
Finally, and please bear in mind that I must have a much higher tolerance than average to weed than most, I found no effects on my physiology in either the short term or the longer term. No relaxation or pain relief (from the constant average I exist with) noted. Perhaps it induced a bit of a headache, but if it did, it was certainly mild.
Going to need to hand out a five for Megladon and that's not a thing I do regularly. Look up its parent strains and youl notice there's not 2 but 3 making Megladon a mega hybrid or Clone only strain 5hat will open a can of Whoptoshie on yer ass.The only fucking drawback if there is one is you might get all messed up and leave a review like this one.
It makes me really emotional like I cried for a good 30mins and then I got to calm a little bit but then I cried again but other the. That it’s a good high
Megaladon was my first sativa, and a great introduction. I initially had problems as it initially took smoking it a couple times for it to really sit with me well, but after it did it put me in a wonderful mood. Though I would never use this daily, I highly recommend it for couples as it has very arousing effects.
Pure happiness... before crashing into sleep!