Miracle Whip

I picked up a cartridge of the Miracle Whip strain when they were out of my usual medication, OG Kush. I am sooooo pleased with this strain!!!! A lot of strains can make my anxiety go super crazy so I'm always cautious to try something new, but this was total euphoria at first exhale! The knots in my muscles seemed to magically release and the chronic pain from Fibromyalgia and Rheumatoid arthritis eased its way out after my second toke. I would recommend this strain for anyone that deals with pain, anxiety and/or depression because it kicked butt on all three for me!

Miracle whip is a smooth hit with a touch of bite. It has a slightly sweet diesel scent with a beautiful sheer frost glazing the surface of it. Smoking it made me giggly and relaxed. Not relaxed as in couchlock, more so a less anxious type of relaxed. It gave me an excited feeling, ready to do something fun. I got it from Planet 13 in Las Vegas.

When Grandpa’s Breath evaporated into the ether, I was starved for the clarity and relaxation that had come, and miracle whip came, slathered itself all over me. It’s an instant strong cerebral buzz and you’re nicely toasted. The strange thing about this, I’d call it a reverse Sativa, with energy rising as soon as the initial effects clear out. I’m reminded of a time (has 22 years truly passed, already?) when I stepped from my tent in Oregon to behold mountain tips piercing the clouds as the sun rose, rising, sheeting with gold the clouds that dissolved as soon as the sun gained prominence, to exhibit the mountains in brilliant mid-morning clarity. And another upside... it’s egg free.