MK Ultra

Smoked this in the morning on a day off without knowing what to expect from this strain. Felt the effects right away as some others mentioned, it is definitely strong body high! I wouldn’t describe the sensation as couch locked, gives a relaxed feeling without being sleepy. I could definitely do chores or errands if I needed to but the small tasks just don’t seem as pressingly important as they usually do. I’m not getting the talkativeness that some other reviews mentioned, almost the opposite. Some strains make me feel a little antisocial so that’s not atypical for me personally. But what I like about this strain is that feeling is not at all accompanied by anxiety or paranoia. Just an overall mellow, cozy, day at home type of strain

My personal favorite. You start to calm down and that warm fuzzy feeling starts to sit in. Find a comfortable seat, turn off the lights, turn on the blacklights and pick some good tunes. You might be here awhile but that's a good thing. Definitely be careful if you have a low tolerance. It has a long lasting high that is very euphoric. Gets almost hallucinogenic if you keep smoking. Hard to find in my area so if I run across it I stock up.

First time MK Ultra user. I just sparked a bowl about 5 minutes ago. I'll update this as it starts to kick in. I hope it's like a shoe to the head from a police horse after some rioter tries to pet it. 7 minutes in: Well, that didn't take long. Immediately, that pulsating rush to the brain happened. I'm currently relaxing and looking at big fkufy clouds on a beautiful sunny day. 1 minute in: my body is extremely relaxed and my mind is toying wit me. I have arthritis in my ankles and feet and almost inno time, I can feel them better and am in less pain when I walk. I'm inspired to pay music. I've chosen to spin Wilco's Yankee Hotl Foxtrot. I want to hear "Handshake Dugs." Its fitting at the moment. 20 minutes in: still feeling great. No anxiousness or nausea. I think I'll be the higher I've eve been. 40 minutes in: I'm having trouble typing on my phone. I might be the window licker on the short bus. 90 minutes in: this ain't no joke. Whoever created this strain, who hurt you a a kid? Hahaha! I'm being hammered like a porn star ina gang bang. Gotta lie down now. Gonna toss on a Chapelle stand up special and fade out to somewhere new. 3 hours deep: great nap. Very calm. Still fel it a little and ... I'm gonna burn it with fire, again. 3:20 in: guess who's back? Back again. With some rest, I'm motivate to paint. I'm not in te nude yet. Went into a dark bedroom looking for something I can't remember now. I couldn't see for shit; I just felt my way around the room like a blind man at an organization. Took my eye a little lnger to adjust than normal. 5 hours deep: still feeling great. I thought about sending someone a text earlier, but took me 10 minutes figure it out that I had not without checking my phone. Should I send it? Pondering over simple taks is taking a lot longer than I'm use to. Mello mood has got me. So, for me, I think this will be a before bed bud. Next day: feel relaxed. No morning MJ dumbness. No shaking off the cobwebs. I'm good to go. I totally recommend this powerfully fun and relaxing strain. High: 9.5/10 Stress reliever/pain relief: 9/10 Smell: 5/10. Honestly, kind of like a couple of days old dog poop lying in the grass at a park. Earthy. Then ... like a pinetree air freshener. The kind you find in evey cab in Chicago. Taste: 8/10. Strange, it tastes a billion times better than it smells. Light, clean and subtle. It has no citrus hints at all. This tastes like you've eaten the entire Redwood Natinal forest. Tree huggers gonna be Mississippi leg hounding people all sy long after a pull from this. Inhale: 10/10. Snoop Dogg with a mic in his hand, smooth. Actually, this is the smoothest Indica I've eve had. You hardly knew it it went down after realizing you're holding it in and then exhaling it out. Phenomenal. Burn: 10/10. It's not super sticky or tacky, but its not dry and leafy like it looks. It blazes ultra (no pun) perfect for puffing a toke here and there. It instantly stops burning when you stop lighting it. I wouldn't recommend using a gravity bong or water bong with the shit-kicker. You could clear a 3-footer without even coughing afterwards. Overall: 9.9/10. Witout question, this is the best cannabis I've ever tried. Praise sweet baby Jesus that I get it home grown from a good friend. I'd give it a perfect score, if it wasn't for the fact that something else might come my way I yd future, that's better. It will be a photo finish before I could decide the winner. This is top shelf stuff, man, not sped rail garbage. I highly (no.pun) recommend it for anyone who needs a good vacation from their mind. A job done. A job well done.