Monster Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Monster Cookies.
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January 1, 2016
TOP SHELF MONSTER ..... Best Cookie Strain Out Right Now
👾🍪 Monster Cookies is off the menu delicious. Heavy on the indica, this shimmering flower delivers a uniquely euphoric high. Long lasting in both the groovy relaxation and the focus, this cookie stands out in the bakery. Santa wouldn't get past another house if he stopped and enjoyed these cookies... the euphoria is very substantial in this member of the cookie family. I highly recommend this strain to any lover of indicas or anyone looking for a powerful uplifting blast off. Polaris did a fine job with this one. Limonene: 1.77 mg/g, a-Humulene: 1.45 mg/g, b-Caryophyllene: 1.46 mg/g.
July 20, 2016
Definitely in my top 5 strains 💪🏾💪🏾🔥🔥
When you get a good bag of this, hit the lights! This is Girl Scout Cookies in full on indica zone. The frosted-out purple orange buds are some of the most dense around. A half ounce is probably only 10 rock-like buds. Cuts up impressive, like velvet in the grinder. Great top shelf strain that brings interesting indica backing and effects to the Girl Scout party.
My new favorite strain. Hits hard and stays heavy. Definitely an evening/night time strain. Prepare for the worst munchies of your life.
April 16, 2015
one of my new favorites. all the effects of an indica while still maintaining that uplifted focus I generally get from sativas
Excellent strain for pain. I am a New Jersey medical patient for severe back pain. I have 6 herniations, 6 tears, and I have undergone 1 lumbar laminectomy discectomy and a 5 level thoracic laminectomy, discectomy, rhizotomies, facet blocks, and 5 level stem cell injections from T5-T10. I am 2 weeks post thoracic spine surgery and this strain has truly been a lifesaver. I am prone to horrible anxiety periodically when I smoke and 9/10 I get the “racing heart feeling”, but I’ve learned to control it being a daily smoker for pain mgmt. with that being said Monster Cookies has not given me any anxiety or racing heart feeling. It has left me in a calm relaxed state while drastically decreasing my pain. It is more effective for pain then the 80mg of oxycodone I have to take daily in order to be able to function. This is by far the best strain I have found for pain so far. I like to mix it was a little bit of critical mass or AC/DC to get a high dose of CBD along with the calm serenity of Monster Cookies’ THC. If you are in pain this is the strain for you. It’s very fruity and tastes like grape blueberry.
Watch Coming to America while using Monster Cookies! You’ll notice new things:
1. Phenomenal acting and chemistry between the entire cast!
2. Hamburger phone
3. The restaurant kiss after the “we’re back” scene was juicy asf. I hoped they got together in real life! 😋 So yeah, body high, magnetic, creative, sensual, head on chest high, yummy for partners! BLM✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽