Monster Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Monster Cookies.
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January 8, 2018
Got nearly half a Z of this bud, some for New Years and some for myself, and I smoked this God-sent herb everyday for a week, about 4-6 times a day before New Years. Next thing you know I’m basically passing out nearly everyday that week because I was falling asleep because of how strong this weed is. This is the strongest indica I’ve ever had, I can’t name a lot of indicas as I mainly smoke sativas, but it’s far stronger than blue cheese or northern lights, but I wasn’t smoking northern lights daily, so it might’ve had a different effect on me if I was on it 24/7 for an entire week, like I was with monster cookies. The amount of kief I got in my 3 piece grinder was insane, I’m still smoking the kief from this bud today, and I grinded it well over a week ago now😂 Anyway if you ever get your hands on this bud, you’re in for a unbelievably relaxing high.
This shit ain’t no gas bruh this shit gaaassss gaaasss bruh
I have many chronic illnesses that make my pain level very high, I have childhood of neglectful to the point of not getting surgeries when I was a child. My house was a drug den, a home full of drunken methheads, I’ve have 6 surgeries in the past 3 years and to start 2020 off I’m having another. This strain has been helping me feel my old feelings in the passed year I’ve been processing and still am a very dissociative human. This strain helps with a full nights sleep. I medicate and this puts me in a euphoria of ease of spasms leaving calmness all over. I smoke this all day.
Not to sound crass, but this gave me a boner, then made me fall asleep. Woke up, still had the boner.
I love this strain!
One of the best strains ever smoked in my life to go to sleep I Work graveyard and it’s very hard for me to shut down I work from 11 PM to 7 AM and this strain really does it take all of my away can’t believe pain gone I broke my femur I have a bar in my left leg and if they keep in my right so I’m in constant pain I take no pain pills that I smoke a lot of indicas And it helps me but this one steals the show absolutely amazing cookies SF you did a great job keep it up uncle. Bern #BabyBoyForLife#
Top shelf quality purchased in So Cal. Emerald green with dull rusty hairs and just a few bits of purple here and there. Light in appearance because these flowers are extremely frosty; the stickiness backs that claim up. Smell, I can't pin down. It's slightly sweet with citrus and a bit of artificial white grape. When vaped the flavor is about the same, when smoked it matures to this really sweet oatmeal raisin flavor that's pleasing. The high is very euphoric and body relaxing. Relaxation extends to the head, but it's not a head high and I felt very clear. Senses are heightened and I'm a bit more talkative; should be an interesting strain for anxiety. Certainly feels like a strain for a more experienced smoker, I can see the really loose, relaxed body effect making novices either feel uncomfortable or luring them to sleep.
Just hit da monster. Straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and I'm listening to Floyd. Monster Cookies is shining on like a crazy diamond
My absolute favorite strain of the cookie fam. One joint and I’m relieved of all pain and most of all, every ounce of stress. I️ would recommend this to be smoked after you’re done with all activities because you will just melt into wherever you sit.