Moose and Lobsta reviews

For the longest while I was not a sativa person. Didn’t like the feeling. Then coming across this at the menu of my local dispensary, I got a wild hair! Figured “why not” IM SO HAPPY I DID! I feel so happy, and like everything I’m doing! Chores? No problem. Gotta do a bunch of stuff? Pfft! It’s a beautiful day! No pain, no anxiety, just PURE BLISS! Give it a try! You won’t regret it!

After smoking this strain i started to develop some strange mutations on my limbs. My phalanges and turned into lobster claws and on my head I began to sprout moose antlers, but very pathetic forms of antlers. other than that it was pretty good.

Firstly, I see why the people of Maine LOVE THIS STRAIN! And not just for the name, obviously, this is the most perfect*I have shite to do but I'm not feeling good doing it* strain. This is for the 9-5ers, or really anyone that has work to do but doesn't want to be miserable. You're enough stoney and relaxed in the body to be comfortable, but your mind is in a chill state of focus. Very good for people with chronic pain and anxiety, you're gonna be much more ready for the day after this. Smell and taste wise, I can't really describe except if you pictured a moose tracks type ice cream with little chocolate lobsters in it 😅 some unique blend of a sweet vanilla, some woodsy chocolateness and just something else I can't describe but when I smelled it it was exactly what I was expecting. When it smokes, the taste does have a skunky end to it, but mostly that sweet earth. Effects do radiate from the head out through the torso and limbs. The flower I got was also very nicely potent for a seasoned smoker. Definitely recommend this strain to help you get through life! 🙌

This has been my favorite Sativa hybrid to date. Great high that makes me loose and happy. Definitely get the giggles with this one. Great for a session with company.

Just picked up 5g of Moose and Lobsta from Kind Meds in AZ. First impression: LOUD. Smells like a mixture of papaya/skunk, almost like a bowl of diced, fuely, pineapples. After the first two hits out of a joint ... absolute euphoric. Primary notes of citrus mixed with the perfect touch of gas makes this an unbelievably clean smoke. Moose and Lobsta starts with a focused, consistent head buzz that will get your creativity flowing and mouth moving for an ideal afternoon or weekend strain. I'm primarily an Indica user, but damn is this one of my favorites. One of the best sativas to try if it's available ... you will NOT be disappointed.

This strain is exceptional! As a indica man, let me tell you that this sativa is no joke. Perfect Thanksgiving strain. Very heavy head high yet still leaves you capable of having a full conversation without missing a beat. Nicely euphoric and awesome "Headband-like" haziness over your eyes. Taste is a solid 9-10, tasty hash like fruitiness with a note of diesel. Emerald Dispensary Phoenix location had this wonder, bravo!

This weed is amazing it is one of few sativas that doesn't leave me paralyzed in paranoia. It is a uplifting high that is great for cleaning the house or maybe playing a game with friends in small doses you can appear pretty normal in public lol.

My favorite strain. A very uplifting and friendly strain. Some really deep thoughts with this. When I partake the neurosis clouds part and I feel like a much better person. Not readily available so I chase it around the valley when it does show up.