Paris OG reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Paris OG.
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Good structure, good color, texture, and gland coverage. Under 100x Glands are unusually dense in coverage and have overly enlarged trich heads shaped closer to the shape of a mushroom than a sphere. That tells me the grower pushed cannabinoid content higher than average genetic potential and dialed in this strain to maximum potential. The shape of the buds is Kush dominant strawberry or tear shaped. The density of the bud is slightly denser than an average kush leaning Indica. It's got a good leaf to bud ratio. It has a slight Christmas Tree- lemon oil based furniture polish faint smell that increases in intensity and ads a dimension of grape skunk kief mixed with field dirt and a side of dank musk upon breaking up the dried flowers. The cannabinoid residue left on the fingers takes on a lemon based hand soap when in contact with the skins natural oils and gives the innate instinctual feelings of beeing good for you and having an antibacterial parasite property as well as wound healing and general regeneration properties. like when smelling oranges and instincts tell you it's wholesome long before your parents do! Smoked from a Bong using a ceramic heating Element as heat source, the taste is concentrated and deep. a Kush tang dominates and tart lip smacking becomes tempting but antibiotic affects are not yet felt strong enough to draw down the frontal cortexes defenses so my inner child is suppressed and I simply subtly taste my bottom lip once after exhaling. The smoke is slightly expansive and heavy, full bodied non diet, the lemonyness instantly makes me crave a corona which means the fien synapses have been lightly touched and the associated feelings of partying creep in. This is grade A shit right here, the stuff of physics professors dreams and disco girls beats. Edgy and refined, relieved and relaxed. Delivers payload faster than a Sativa. Serotonin and some dopamine receptors shake hands with this strain within seconds of inhaling. Endorphin receptors slowly are introduced about 8-10 minutes after exhaling. 1-3 lungfulls provide more than adequate pseudo intoxication, why pseudo? Cannabis isn't toxic. On the 4Th lungfull you become combative with moderation...well let's Just say things like 8 page online reviews take place! I want to stop but I just need 1 more...Dorito. Duration of Buzz. hmm over an hour! 💎 OG F🔥're Smoketacular Flower
This Strain pleasantly reminds me why I need to smoke more Indica Strains. After smoking approx half a bowl of this flower out of a small glass pipe, the "High" quickly took hold my body with a little pressure just in the back of my eyes. Then about 15 minutes later a pleasant blissful Cerebral High begins to take hold. Even though mild to moderate psychedelics came on pretty strong, I was still able to mentally function and get some work done... Like this review I'm writing now. This has been a Solid 2 hour high, about as good as it gets :) Not a particularly tasty strain, but the Mind and Body high more that make up for it. Definitely add this to your Strain Stash.
This strain is amazing. Perfect nighttime high.
First the lips go numb. Then the face. Then a spaceship arrives and takes you to a different dimension.
Now sometimes there are pulsating skull and crossbones in this dimension. Sometimes it's a giant floating neon Macho Man head. And once in a while, like a light being turned on, Paris OG will help you find some of the answers you're looking for.
Then you go to sleep knowing that Macho Man has helped you figure out what to do about that job offer you got and that skank you're dating.
Perfect.
Jesus...where’s the fucking seatbelt. This shit has me laminated to the floor. And not insane munchies. Just the right amount. This is thee, and I’ve tried all the usual suspects, thee only indica that straight puts me to bed. One of the terps in this has to be just zzzquil and a sprinkle of fairy dust.
I’ve been trying to watch saving private Ryan for FOUR days. I start it and pass out in the middle of absolute gunfire and explosions. I will try again tonight.
I gotta go to bed.
At first I was laying in my bed wondering what I was going to do today, made my plan for chores, and then I took a little puff of this Paris OG and now I’m questioning whether or not animals come to life in museums at night.
IF YOU SEE IT GET IT
BUT don't plan on going anywhere a 15 minute trip to sonic for some shakes turned into a 2 hour voyage because we got lost...in a city we've lived in our entire life. DONT DRIVE UNLESS AN EXPIRENCED SMOKER our driver had a high tolerance and we still almost died 3 times and atone point he was driving on the wrong side of the road while laughing and saying in a British voice " I forgot were in the colonies " its 5 hours and I'm barley coming down . Also makes me super horny and giggly. at 7.5 grams and a top shelf preroll and two shake pre rolls for $60 ive never been happier
This is by far the best weed I have ever smoked in my life. I felt really high really quick. Usually I get high for 30 minuets and my tolerance takes over,but with this strain I stayed high for 2 hours and finally went to sleep. It helped me with my insomnia.It is also very harsh and made me and my friend cough for a ridiculous amount of time
March 3, 2016
DANK for real for real 👌 I feel completely medicated!