Pie Face reviews

I hesitate to write this review. The high I felt from this strain is unbelievable, to point that I really don't think anyone would believe me. Lol. I got a gram of this just to try it. The budtender didn't hype it up or anything. He just said to try it and you may like it. Understatement of the year These are the notes I took while smoking this: Pie Face - Amazing stupid high. Spacey and fun. Does make you sleepy. Stony. Then WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. OMG. Jesus! Psychedelic as TWO mutherphuckers! Champion strain. Uncontrollable laughter. Debilitating with wonderful body waves. Feels like I am literally being loved to death. Going back and reading this sober, it all sounds a bit crazy even to me. But, yes, everything written is accurate. And the sleep was soooo good. I have to smoke this again tonight just to make sure this wasn't a fluke. It may not hit you the same way it does me, but try it anyway. You never know where this strain may take you.

this beautiful beast lures you in with a dark cherry tartness and sweat-tea notes, and then proceeds to immediately melt your face. this is a full on giggly weird high. you'll notice a little slowness and you might feel cross-eyed but no couch lock. Not the most beautiful to look at but the effects, aroma and taste make up for it. I love it and it is becoming a favorite.

this is the best strain I have found that treats my chronic migraines and fibromyalgia. love it!

PIE FACE (HYBRID)  Pine aroma with a slight cherry scent, guessing high Humulene/A-Pinene terpening profile.  Diesel skunk aroma on bud breakup.  Sugar taste on the tongue after exhale, may be the cherry.  Light smooth pine flavor inhaling, non-harsh smoke.  Instantly felt more focused after one toke (30 seconds)  Energetic but not edgy/fidgety feeling. A great strain for more focused energetic feeling. I felt stressed before probably due to my high Indica intake that day and it instantly relieved my stress! I recommend having this strain for those two reasons and the high is a social type and not a run and hide cause I am tooooo baked. 5 out of 5 on my scale.

This is amazing! Happy euphoric everything feels amazing and tastes delicious and this makes me totally horny and super into the moment

This strain is in my top 5- the cherry pez-like aroma and flavor are misleading as the effects can be overwhelming if caution is not shown. The first draws and exhale are filled with tart, sweet cherries and grapefruit citrus, and you can't help but take one more just for the taste- but if over indulged, a nap is in your immediate future. Titration is key, and going slow will make all the difference between functioning and snoring. A local grower did a test run of this a couple years ago ('16) and was astonished at the response- we went wild over it- selling out in record time over and over. When California set standards that choked out 90% of legitimate providers, our grower was one of 'em; His last run had a hermie that pollinated the entire run, and he allowed them to mature and harvested the grow, seeds and all, then offing it at a discount. The end result was flower that tested in the mid 20th percentile (24-27%) THCa, free feminized beans and mad scrambles to score this rarity- the seeds alone command insane prices. I'm growing 6 girls now- outdoors- and at 15 weeks, they're 70"+ tall, promising another foot when filled out. The terps flowing off these girls is staggering- Cherry Pez and Grapefruit permeate the air around them, and not at all what you'd expect a semi-mature cannabis grow to smell like. If you find this- do not hesitate to indulge!

Fifty year old weed virgin again. As an addendum to my prior review, I tried this strain again and this time ended up eating the planet. Some blogs are saying this is a "skinny weed". Well, maybe. This time, not so much. I think it was worth at least an extra 1000 calories intake. If that matters to you, this strain is a hit/miss. You might try Double Dream, I just had that this morning before my bedtime (daysleeper) and had zero munchies.

Relaxing but not couch locked. Reduced pain from endometriosis! 💙 great before bed time!