Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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very relaxed and just makes you want to eat a lot but overall its a good weed.
November 6, 2016
Yep. This stuff works. Had a morning where depression was getting heavy again, more than meditation and exercise alone could help with. Shrugged, thought to myself, here's a good test case. Pineapple Express? You have one job. Can you do it? And yes it can. From despair to laughter.
Love it! Makes me wanna clean and do all types of productive stuff.
It’s almost a shame to smoke It. It’s like killing a unicorn with like a bomb
Good mind effects and happiness. Clears your head and makes you feel relaxed and at ease with the munchies.
The afterglow on this strain lasted a full day after, but my memories of the night were pretty hazy and glitchy when I tried to remember details. I had to have my boyfriend jog my memory to remember the details of my first foursome! This strain awakened a raging fire inside me, and made me REALLY sexually aggressive. I’m honestly lucky I didn’t lose friends over some of the stuff I said and did.
Also the dry mouth was insane. I felt like my throat had turned to sand.
Overall a very powerful high. It hits pretty quick and gets high really quick, and doesn’t last as long as others. It doesn’t taste that great, but doesn’t smell bad.
What I like about this strain is that it (for me at least) doesn’t get me super “stoned” - I can function completely normally and my head stays clear - but gets me buzzy and gives me motivation to go do things, which I really struggle with sometimes. I wish I got more of the giggly effect that a lot of people mention - maybe I’m just not vaping enough of it - and while it doesn’t make me paranoid per se, it activates my mind a lot in addition to making me introspective, which for me isn’t always a great combo, but it doesn’t happen every time. I wish it had a bit more of a body effect for pain and anxiety, but it’s great overall, just kind of limited in what it offers (IMO) and can give you some mean cottonmouth.
made me feel like i was inside a can of sprite