Pineapple Express reviews

Ermahgerd I absolutely love this strain. It makes me so happy and I literally get so much housework done. I can accomplish anything on Pineapple Express while still enjoying a nice head high and the giggles. I get very talkative on this strain and come up with some genius ideas and am able to think about things in a new light. Almost like being able to think freely without the stresses of life taking over. Love it!

This cannabis is very special because it causes people to snap out of their anxious, worrying state of mind and out of their robotic like personality and it makes them come back into the present moment. You can see moment when the person snaps back into being in the present moment. Smells slightly like pineapples. Is very strong (strength maybe 9.0/10) and makes me very hungry. This pot has a higher potential of forming a habit because it is of such high quality.

I cannot say enough about this strain. Holy shit. This is my new favorite strain. I got a gram of this for free as a first-time patient at a local dispensary, and I am SO glad I grabbed this instead of the Indica I was looking at right next to it. For one thing, the smell and flavor are on point. Pineapple Express lives up to its tropical, fruity-sounding name; each hit brought a strong taste of a tropical fruit cocktail, with earthy/woody undertones to even out some of the sweetness. It hits VERY smoothly (through a bong at least), and is an all-around pleasant smoke. Typically I like to vent my room well after I smoke weed, since the smell can linger a bit much, but I don't mind the lingering scent of this strain; it really is quite sweet and fruity. Reminds me of smoking cannabis in paradise! When I smoked this, I smoked it out of the relatively large bowl of my brand-new bong. I'd only smoked out of it once before, and I only smoked maybe half a bowl, since that's all I had left in my grinder at the time. It was some God's Gift, so it hit me pretty fast and knocked me out; was a great high though, and that being my first time ever smoking out of a bong and having such a great experience, I was super excited to try this new strain (a popular one of Hollywood fame) for the first time using a bong. It was Friday night, after work, and Friday nights are usually my stoner nights where I get high and let my stress of the week burn away with the bowl... therefore, I packed a pretty full bowl. The bowl wasn't even finished and I was gone. And by gone, I mean off in another dimension, another pocket of time separate from that of the rest of the world. One minute seemed like ten, it seemed like I was floating in a blissful, carefree cloud. My body was totally relaxed, but my mind was active, flying free. It. Felt. Amazing. I was completely separated from my pain, completely separated from the stress of the work week. I was existing in my own little paradise without a care in the world (which is absolutely, insanely remarkable considering how I am usually in a constant state of anxiety over everything ever). I pushed myself to polish off the bowl and I am so glad I did, because this feeling only grew. I was super fucking high. Probably too high, but I didn't have that "too high" feeling. I just felt great. Another thing that was absolutely amazing about the high produced by this strain is that it stimulated my imagination to the point of extreme clarity. Like... I'm talking VIVID visualization. Not hallucination or anything like that (I had complete control over what I was picturing as well), but if I tried imagining something, the image or sensation would come to me very easily and very clearly. I do practice witchcraft as part of my spirituality, and visualization is a very important part of this. I feel that smoking some of this could easily bring my practice to new heights. I also absolutely would like to get a "stoner journal" for when I smoke strains like this, because just lying on my bed I came up with some pretty amazing creative writing/fantasy story ideas, and I would LOVE to be able to write them down and revisit them when I'm sober instead of just telling my boyfriend to remember them for me. Things just... came to life in my mind. Seriously. I cannot get over how vividly I was able to imagine visual, auditory, and tactile stimuli. Which brings me to the next part of my review... ***MATURE CONTENT, POSSIBLE TMI FOLLOWING*** This is DEFINITELY going to be one of my go-to sex strains. Idk if anyone else has experienced this while smoking this strain, and maybe it was a mix of the high and my hormones being a bit out-of-whack... but along with that vivid imagery and visualization came a WHOLE lot of horniness. Of course I started thinking about a sexual dream I'd had the night before (and previously masturbated to) and it came back in vivid detail, both visually and in terms of practically being able to feel certain parts of my body being touched... Long story short, I had the BEST masturbation session I think I've ever had. I have never come so much in my life. I told my boyfriend about it (we're long distance at the moment) and he said he'd be open to possibly bringing cannabis into the bedroom after I described my experience; he's previously been pretty hesitant about it. ***END MATURE CONTENT/TMI*** On top of all this, I don't think I experienced a single negative side effect. The high was unrivaled; when I started to come down I did get a bit tired, but it didn't hit me like a ton of bricks like it does with some strains. It just relaxed me enough for me to ease into bed and float off pleasantly to sleep. I had some pretty interesting dreams (actually interesting, like fun) and ended up sleeping VERY well and waking up feeling more refreshed than I've felt in a while. A lot of times when I wake up I feel like I hardly slept at all, even if I slept for 10+ hours; that was NOT the case after going to bed with this in my system. I slept very well, slept in, and woke up feeling totally rejuvenated and in an amazing mood. Best Saturday I've had in forever. I wish I felt this way every morning. Perhaps I'm going to have to make a nighttime ritual of smoking a generous bowl of Pineapple Express... But yeah. Absolutely mind-blowing strain. If you want to create your own little slice of paradise with your high, you MUST pick this up. Every cannabis user should try some of this at least once in their lifetime.

Incredible. Makes life seem so much better. One of the best strains for depression in my mind. The high is quite psychadelic, and really enhances things like music and movies. Great to have with friends. If you try this on your first time you will love cannabis forever.

I suffer from a panic disorder that, recently, has been disrupting my day to day life despite the fact I've been regularly taking prescription medication for the past two years. I was distressed and unwilling to up my intake of the meds for fear of the side-effects, so my boyfriend recommended cannabis as an alternative. After trying multiple strains with mixed results, this beauty took the gold. No anxiety spikes, no reality disconnection, and (as an unexpected bonus) better sex. If anyone has similar issues and hasn't tried Pineapple Express, I highly reccomend it!

Despite the many comments saying that it is a great day time high, I think it has been overlooked as a bud to smoke at night. Pineapple Express is such a happy weed. I cannot help but laugh every time I look at a friend. It makes music terrific. Smoked a little bit and my scalp feels tingly. Whooooo!!1

I loved this strain and it's been some time since I've had some Pex :( It's a highly euphoric almost psychedelic strain! It doesn't make you sleepy but the heavy handed euphoria may make you want to stay inside 😂 The taste is gorgeous, smooth, and fruity. Always make sure you pieces are clean experience the full flavor of this beauty. In both flower form and edible form, this bus is super uplifting turning you into a giggly mess xD Pex has helped me through some dark times.

Pineapple Express... I was browsing a new (to me) dispensary, and found this strain in real life! For quite some time (being a small town New Yorker) the name thing didn't mean anything to me, and the movie was great, but I didn't realize it was an actual bud. So I got it. As soon as I saw the name I knew I wanted it, for the namesake alone. However, it is in shatter form, and a little dark in color, but as a new "dabber" this has been a great strain for me to learn with and just enjoy. I did take a dab before I started writing this, and the high is definitely a creeper high. Took ~5-10 minutes for full effect, and now I'm just stoked on life. Sipping some coffee and lounging around as I get ready for the day (first day of online classes) I can tell this strain will not affect my energy levels (not sedating/drowsy) but will keep me extremely focused and beyond joyous. It's definitely a feel good, happy high that I can enjoy time and time again. I would recommend this to anyone ever. Maybe just start with some flower, cz this shatter is bomb. In which I also hope to find this in flower, as that puts a true bud to the name for me! SMOKE SOME PINEAPPLE EXPRESS AND WATCH PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!