Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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Smoked a bowl this morning to wake up. The smell is a little unfamiliar at first because there's a lot going on. I could detected a fruity aroma, picked up on the highlighted apple-mango hints a bit, also thought it smelled a little like butterscotch and slightly spicy. Thought that the first couple hits were quite nice. After two or three inhales, the peppery bite of caryophyllene had me coughing. Not a bad thing, just something I notice when this is one of the prevalent terpenes. Only gave three stars because it was my first smoke of the day and I felt very little effect. This particular batch tested at over 23% THC and is labeled as a sativa hybrid. The effects I did feel were mostly a light body tingling and a bit of a head euphoria.
Love this one . I get so nervous about being paranoid or anxious when I get high , this one really keeps my mood leveled out and relaxed . I feel really easy going , chill but also really focused . Everything looks and feels so amazing on this strain . Very uplifting , good for getting you out of a funk .
Method: Opus Xtracts Pineapple Express Cartridge (85.9% THC)
Aroma: Smelled like some sweet cannabis. 1/1 Star.
Taste: Definitely closer to the flower in a joint than most vape companies truly go but I'm a terp girl so a little more pineapple kick would be cool. Very natural taste just like they promised. 1.5/2 Star.
Feel: One sneaky mf. We laughed at the absurdity of pants. The idea of them and that if you used a sewing machine on some fabric twice you could make some of the fanciest $600 pairs with practice. I felt like I was moving slowly but really enjoyed moving. Make sure you're all set for bed before you do this because you'll be fucking fried. It can get visual and almost psychedelic on higher doses. After my childhood friend and I said goodnight and I got in bed I felt like I was melting like butter on a steak. My mouth was so freaking dry and my eye were bloodshot too. It was a treat but one puff set me down good, a little too good for a daily strain. Not a functional high but enjoyable. Didn't make me hungry but great for some treat yo self dining. 1.75/2 Stars.
Ranking: I was visiting a friend not in the Bay Area and I'm gonna need us to catch up because this 85% THC actually knocked me on my butt in a good way. Good antidepressant. This some Burning Man weed. All aboard!
Total: 4.25/5 Stars.
I'm not even sure if I should review this yet, because it's still so early into the high, but I decided to keep a journal of my experience, so here it goes:
8:00pm:
This stuff is pretty dang good. It was only $28/8th and with all the hype, I just HAD to pick it up. I keep hearing in these reviews how happy it makes everyone, and I guess that is a pretty good word for it. Smoked one bowl, got 4 decent-sized hits off of it, you know, where you don't really PUSH yourself, you just inhale til you feel full!
I definitely have a head buzz with that lovely pressure feeling in your sinuses (the good kind, not the bad!). A small body buzz, nothing crazy, just the enhanced sensitivity to touch that I get from almost all strains.
8:45pm:
Just got back from the store, had some major munchies so my girlfriend and I are cooking up a pizza and some garlic bread. Buzz is starting to come down sadly, but I'm still technically high. Stuff is still funnier, my concentration is still a bit lacking, and I still have some awful munchies and some cottonmouth. Still happier than normal, but not quite the uncontrollable ecstaticness that I had at first, leaves me wanting to smoke more to keep it back up until I decide to wind down for bed. Any body buzz/heady feeling is pretty much gone.
All in all, a pretty good strain I'd say. Worth picking up if you can find some that's at a good price, or some that's REALLY crystally and well-grown to it's maximum potential.
February 14, 2016
Very fun strain, gives you the giggles and makes you feel incredibly light and carefree, the comedown is a sleepy one so you get the best of both worlds.
So I picked up this strain from Curaleaf in Gainseville. This was an e cig form with it being like 86 percent thc. First time strain user of this. It starts off as a mild cerebral effect, and I took 4-5 hits of this puppy. Was a big mistake given the morphine like high which amplified my hearing and made me super dizzy. I took some cbd to knock me back down to normal, and it took roughly 2 hours to come back. It helped watching Pineapple Express while smoking this, and the flavor wasn’t the greatest. It didn’t make me cough surprisingly, except for the last draw of 10 seconds, but man did this stuff help me sleep really well. I woke up in the middle of the night with a severe pain in my chest, then it went away, so don’t know what that was about. Fell asleep at 4 in the morning and took it at 9 the night before. Woke up at 12:00pm. That was a good sleep. Woke up very groggy and just worn out. Overall it’s a great strain if you take one or two hits. You just need to wait for it to kick in, then you should be good to go. Felt like butter slathered on some flapjacks.
This is a really good strain but for me it does play with my anxiety not bad but enough to notice so what I have found is if I use cbd before this I don't have anxiety.
A clean high for me. Clear-headed, focus. Don't feel stuck IN DA couch nor do I feel I'm floating on cloud 9 and unaware.
This is my kind of high. Releaxed and alert