Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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Great for depression or if you just want a really happy high. I can't help but smile, laugh, and know that everything is right in the world whenever I blaze this.
One of my favorites. Very distinctive piney/citrus scent. intense, tingly head high
A very nice high, great for doing something out in nature makes you feel like you are ready to do something and every spectacle of nature amazes you, it has a nice fruity smell and an even fruitier taste when burned, remember to bring snacks if you plan on hiking because the munchies will get yah!
Method: Hot Box Vaporizer
3 mm grinder.
Medium pack, 3 medium pulls.
A pleasant bouquet. Not intoxicating. Slightly rosy in smell. Pineapple Express would make a killer potpourri, and then you could smoke it too.
I will say that P Express doesn't hit as fully on the vaporizer as much as other buds, like Sour D or Kandy Kush, nor is it as tacky to the fingers. Its not a crystal blown out bud(at least this batch). So what would normally be 3 good pulls for any other weed, was only 3 medium pulls for P. Express. So a little disappointing on that front.
The high of P. Express is light when compared to the likes of Sour D(my go to bud), but its not a disappointing high. Its nice. Its floaty. And I find it really matters if your tired or not. This is not the weed for energy. If your tired, your gonna stay tired, but be pleasantly stoned. So movies, books, naps, laying in the sun, walks in central park, projects at home, chill'n... but for me, its not really a "pick me up bud". But if your rested. Then this bud is a lot more adventurous.
My mind stays pretty clear on P. Express, and it makes any semi-arduous tasks noticeably more bearable. So if you gotta crank out that report, you might as well crank out that P. Express, ya dig!
For this seasoned user, its a solid hour high, but its fads around 45 minutes...
Gonna do a 2nd round for this one:
Same Method. Except slightly larger pack.
So... bigger pack this time, but sadly, no gorgeous plum of vapor still. Could be do to low moisture content of the bud, maybe hydrate a bit, then open her up?
Once again. Not a mind blowing high. Not even on the second go round. The high hovers in front of you, but never really breaches over like I'm wishing for. I think this would be a good bud to drink on... wine perhaps.
I feel that this is not the bud one would want for anxiety or depression... its a little heady for my tastes, and may in fact exacerbate ones mood, be it pleasant or be it foul.
I mean, don't hear me wrong. I'm stoned. But this bud is just not strong enough to over power mood. Especially if one is a seasoned user. P. Express is OK, but never my first choice. I tend to fall back on it, in the event that other, more favorable bud isn't present.
OccamsPhazer-
Used it before parties, chill seshes, etc... works for anything really. One of my favorites of all time.
Very good strain. Very sweet smell and really strong. High lasted for 2 1/2 hours.
Very smooth and satisfying
This is a beautiful strain which tastes good and feels even better.