Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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I’m too high to explain
September 27, 2015
smoked it. got stoned, ate some stuff. smoked some more, watched rick and morty. yeahhhhhhh. 🔥🌲
Hoo boy! This is one helluva strain! Really strong-smelling but surprisingly real good from a bong.
At first, it felt like nothing happened from the outset, so about 10 minutes later, the high sets in and just builds up. This is a really speedy high of sorts. It makes your mind race so fast your short-term memory takes a serious wallop compared to the other strains (from what I've experienced so far). But it makes you talkative as it wants you to talk about what you're feeling from the high. It's a very positive high, a very expressive high. This, my friends, is one of the best sativas out there.
Apart from the typical dry mouth, I'd definitely toke this again!
I have pretty severe anxiety and depression; I’m currently treating my anxiety with Zoloft, and while it works well for that, it honestly doesn’t do much for my depression. I started my cannabis journey with CBD, hoping to help with my PMDD, and fell down a rabbit hole. Ringo’s Gift, Sour Tsunami, and Remedy were godsends. I eventually decided to venture further into higher THC strains, but had a really hard time finding one that didn’t send my anxiety off on a rocket. One day, while in a dispensary that isn’t my usual, I saw Pineapple Express for $2 a gram. I remembered reading about it being really great for depression, so I decided to give it a shot.
I am SO glad I did.
When I vape it (I use an Atmos Jump), it is like a moderate sedative. My eyes get heavy, my face relaxes, and the part of my brain that is forever thinking negative thoughts just chills the fuck out and lets me enjoy things. I get negligible to no anxiety. My mood just completely changes. I can sleep, but I can also start a task and complete it (which is extra awesome because I also have ADD and it can make life miserable). I sometimes use it throughout the day (when I know I won’t be driving) and I’m able to stay calmly productive, and pretty much take things in stride. I feel so NORMAL. Except, you know, high lol. In my opinion, it’s a very healing strain.
If you’re like me and you struggle to find effective medication to treat your depression, absolutely give this a try. It’s beautiful :)
So, appearance wise it looked very nice. Big nugs that were very dense! Nice white and amber triches all over. I was expecting a MUCH more pronounced smell. Definitely a sweet, fruity smell; not overwhelming. NOT nearly as potent smelling as the last oz of Killer Queen I picked up. I was worried that it wasn't going to be all that "dank" because the smell didn't knock me over.
I shouldn't have worried! This stuff hit hard! Great mild, fruity taste; great heady high that hits pretty quick. I felt it in my legs first and then immediately in my head. Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant hybrid and you can definitely tell! It was 11pm and I wanted to go work on something! I was very motivated and stimulated. Might not be the best for bedtime.
Overall, I really enjoy this stuff! I've used it a few times today at work and have been very focused and productive! It's MUCH more potent than I expected! Normally when I vape, it will take a good 6-8 GOOD rips before I get where I like to be. With this stuff...four hits and I was LOVING LIFE! The most pronounced effect is an overwhelming sense of HAPPY!
Only real negatives are dry mouth/dry eyes (although the cotton-mouth wasn't as bad as a lot of good dank I've had). I can see where someone could use too much of this stuff too fast and feel a little "tweeked." Don't do that.
March 27, 2017
The dopest dope youll ever smoke. My edvice to you buy some pinapple express, light up and enjoy life.
Initial impressions: super mild flavor, mild all around. Not sure if I'm even getting that much. Easy on the throat, nice floral taste, you can pick up on the pineapple and a little bit of vegetation (kinda like asparagus)
The high: is slow to creep up and like many others say, really energetic. I don't remember typing a review this quickly on any other strain. I feel more chatty than usual and less "high" - really minimal body effects, strong sativa influence. Would be a great daytime smoke
Made cannabis butter from a rso. Helped a little with pain and depression.🌴🍍 When it's available in flower or vape I may try this strain again.