The Don Mega reviews

I do not leave many reviews on bud. Because I am 50 years old and I've smoked with Jack H. (author of the emperor wears no clothes, one of the original Mississippi patients and was an avid pot activist) back in 1992 at the hemp festival in Lawrence Kansas and from 1984 through present have smoked so many different types of flower, hash, cannabutter etc. that I couldn't even begin to tell you where on the list of flower this belongs at. But I'm comfortable putting it in the top ten for sure. The taste is like nothing I've ever had before. Not only do you get that feeling that you're tasting something new and special. But you also after it finally creeps up on you realize that you're experiencing something very different and new as well. The high is amazing and yet somehow even with the head and very chill body high. You can remain perfectly content and yet very in control. For lifetime smokers like myself. It's a very new and welcome combination of genes. If I could find out exactly who and where and what this super secret squirrel bud came from and which beauties made love to spawn this top shelf strain. I'd buy up a doomsday size bag of seeds and tell everyone I'm going to start going to NA/AA just so I can hoard it for my greedy little pothead self. Don't trip we'll save the wannabes for the rookies. And I don't apologize for my expert like ego. But I've earned that shit. So take away from it what you will. But make sure you do at least take some of this Don Mega home with you as well. You won't regret it. Matter of fact because of the novel like review. I'd say probably even my top 5. Not bad outta umpteenth thousands of strains under my belt. Yeah I'm definitely throwing my last few remaining brain cells a curve ball with this one. And just so you know. You keep growing bud like this. I'll never see the wrong side of the door at any of those quitter's meetings! 😁

I would like to see your face when you take the first hit lol Funky is an understatement and the only thing I can compare my shock too was Lilac Diesal the first time I smoked it. Just so different but really good. Garlic and funk but easy to smoke. Almost a vinegar taste at times. The high is indica typical and very good for pain and sleep. It's not easy to find and grab it if you can.

I only smoke high THC strains and as of late I’ve been smoking nearly daily. I picked up a 1 g pre roll from Patriot Care in Lowell MA. This is a multidimensional body and brain high that took a while until it kicked in...or more accurately - punched in. Uplifting!

I am a high THC guy and will only smoke high THC bud. I don’t even waste my time with anything under 28% usually. As of this moment I have 11 different strains to myself and that’s just for me, I don’t deal or nothing, I just LOVE weed and I like to have a selection. Anyway I ran into the Don Mega for the first time last week and as of right now, it’s the best bud I’ve ever smoked, for me anyway. It had a rly strong head high and nice relaxing body high, awesome for appetite,sleep,chilling. This batch is at 30% and I’ve never seen it before so I’m guessing it’s rare but it’s you ever see it, GET IT. I even have some LA Kush Cake right now at 35.6% THCA, but the Don Mega gets me higher,happier, hungrier,chiller, and definitely more sleepy after a while of chilling first. Now I’ve been smoking since I was 12 and am now 34 and I have yet to find my favorite bud, I have definitely had a few faves but after I found and smoked this, I have finally found my #1 favorite bud and I sure as hell hope it comes around more often. I grabbed 1g at only $10 and it was sooo amazing I went back the next day and grabbed 7 more. I have NEVER been so damn happy with one single strain before but if I had to choose only one for the rest of my life, it would absolutely be the Don Mega. And I ain’t exaggerating one bit, this stuff is BOMB!!! If you’re an indica lover, then you’ll fall in love with this real quick. Like I said, BOMB!!! 😮‍💨🤪😵🫠🤤😴 👍🏼👍🏼

I picked some of this beautifully trimmed and very frosty Don Mega from Sanctuary Medicinals and it does not disappoint. I have a pretty high tolerance as I’m very into concentrates and this batch clocks in at 31.5% ! I love gassy bud and this one is for sure GASSY! I wouldn’t choose this for night time sleep, but that might not be everyone’s experience with this strain. Def worth trying!

I am a seasoned smoker and I took one dab of this at work coughing my brains out for 45 minutes and was obliterated and unable to function or move for three hours. Granted the nail was a little hot. But aside from the instant existential crisis that ensued Once I was able to stop coughing I felt like my head was a helium balloon floating high above my body attached with only a fine thread. The highest I’ve been in 30 years

Don Mega grown by Mojave, tested at 31% THC. Popcorn buds that were dime sized, hard, covered in kief. Hit me like a strong Indica. First hit made me dizzy, then it was all relaxation and chill. Pain gone, no anxiety, just very stony. Taste is very funky, but in a good way. Powerful medication. Enjoy 😉

Though this is supposed to be a more calming strain, I found it to be energizing if you mix it with a little tobacco. It's probably one of my top 10 favorite strains I've smoked lately, My guy came over and opened his bag and the smell filled my living room, overpowering, diesel and sweet too. I couldn't stop smoking it and I have a little left I'm saving for when I want to experience this again. I don't often get strains this potent. A+ strain 5 stars all day.