Vortex reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Vortex.
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Vortex strain helps with
- 43% of people say it helps with Stress
- 35% of people say it helps with Anxiety
- 30% of people say it helps with Depression
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This weed made me better at my accounting homework, it was like I was Einstein, spreading out my notes and scanning them until answers & conceptual framework came into the light via my new way of thinking. Great strain for the money, had me kicking down the new days door & knocking things out academically that i normally wouldn't attempt back-to-back. Don't smoke if your looking for couch lock, because you will end up moving it and re-positioning your remote controls for easy access.
October 27, 2011
I personally have to give the Vortex a 10. I have been smoking on a big jar of this herb for almost 2 months now, and am impressed every time I light up. After 20+ yrs. of smoking on a daily basis, I have to put this one in my top 5. Maybe even my top 3. A true room reeker, it tastes everybit as good as it smells. VERY POTENT, and truely has NOOO ceiling. The more I toke the higher I get. What I love most about Vortex is that I can totally function or completely zone out for hours. The high is very up, but non anxiety. Very peaceful head with a respectable amount of body buzz. Although, if I over do it, I sometimes feel a little racy. Very easy to over do because of its incredible flavor. I just wanna keep hitting it. If you grow the Vortex, be sure to exercise odor control. This shit stinks up my whole place just sitting on the counter.
Excellent strain for fast relief. This is my go to for midday, early evening anxiety and stress management. This strain immediately alleviates stress and puts me in a happy mood. I remain very social and have no paranoia. After it sets in, creativity kicks in.
Excellent sativa! Very creative high and a great kick starter if you need to stay focused. Definitely recommend for daytime use. If you're an avid sativa lover, definitely give this strain a try if you can. Very heady shit! This vortex will keep the boat times spinning!
I suggest you turn off the lights and put on some headphones with your favorite beats. Your med-vortex is one strain to make sure hold your breath after your first hit. Another strain living up to its name - vortex.
I really dig this strain, based on the other reviews I bought this (legally, thanks Colorado) to help me get chores done and to focus on specific tasks. It worked wonderfully, it was mostly a head-high, leaving my body feeling normal and light enough to move around. I was able to focus on my housecleaning while entertaining myself with my own thoughts. The other effect was the creativity; my mind was going to places I almost forgot it could. I actually vaped more than I normally do and my thoughts were so vivid that I could almost see them visually. The next time I toned it down and was able to get the same effects without such overpowering creative thoughts. Anywho, I'm rambling, I love this strain and recommend it if you're looking to get things done but also for the creative effects (ie, viewing things in a way that you didn't before). Dry mouth was minimal for.me and I felt no anxiety but I don't normally from marijuana.
This is my all-time-favorite strain, and it's earned its spot as my Swiss Army Knife in bud form. Anxiety issues? Need to recreate? Having trouble focusing? Insomnia keeping you up? Low/no appetite? Yep, yep, yep, yep, and yep: all boxes checked & then some.
This fits the bill as medicine & recreation, for me, and it does it well. When I'm having issues and need a small window of effect, I choose Vortex.
When the long work day is over and I need to unwind, Vortex is one of the top choices. It's very, very flexible.
But there's a caveat: Vortex has two stages:
1) Mild stony effect, plenty of clarity. 30 minute 'high'
2) Heavy stony effect that's near a pleasant catatonia. Generates a ton of creativity and the bad mood is gone completely. 3 hour window of a potentially disorienting high.
If you I smoke a several small small bowls through the course of the day, I can usually keep the medicinal/functional dose going for 8+ hours. If I overdo it and smoke too much straight off, then the heavy haze-like effect lasts for 3 hours (very consistently).
This is one I purchase every time I see it offered, so it's worth trying.
This is a wonderful sativa is happy and energetic!
I went out for a 5 mile run after smoking a .5g pre-roll, and felt like I was in space. My body just doing what it's supposed to do while my mind provided me such big ideas and happiness that made me forget how much I normally hate running.
I can see how the celestial parents allow this to make your mind feel impenetrable and ready to go explore. Excellent energy and one that will be a new regular for me!