Wedding Cake reviews

I really enjoy this strain. It's great if you wanna get stoned but you also have shit to do. No couch-lock here.

I had been asking about this strain for quite a while before I caved & bought a gram. I have severe anxiety, PTSD, chronic pain & depression, my anxiety is a huge issue in purchasing anything. My budtender told me that he could never form an opinion because it knocked him out! So I rolled one up & WOW😍☺️🤪🤤Great pain relief, no anxiety or paranoia at all, PTSD under control. Tried to watch a movie & dozed off into a wonderful sleep! No night terrors or sleep talking. Needless to say, I’ve purchased more (Curio Wellness in Maryland) & it’s in my top 3 favorites now. One thing about this strain (THC 25.6%), VERY stinky. I could smell it through a solid plastic container inside a closed bag so be aware of that! It’s just really good stuff, highly recommended. My score (0-10): 10

I just smoked this strain and wrote a bunch but deleted it because I’m high and don’t know what I’m doing 🤦‍♂️ but anyways I feel very relaxed, care free, happy, uplifted, focused, and hungry. I feel the perfect indica relaxation effect but also the feel good head High from sativa and probably gonna be pretty tired in an hour or two. Great strain to smoke alone at night.

This is straight fire 🔥🔥🔥 Three bong loads over a 20 minute period, watched some YouTube and 30 minutes later, I’m on Leafly writing my first weed review like I’m Gerald Broflovski in South Park writing a yelp review hahah

This is that weed that makes you so happy that it’s almost impossible to have a problem. This is definitely an uplifting smoke with a sense of irresistible sexual delite to follow but keep the chocolate close because that is a pit stop along the way

One of my top strains for sure. Love how flexible you can be with this it will make you feel energetic during the day but isn't racy so you can fall asleep after smoking no problem. Good for ADHD and stress. Smoked a couple bowls and cranked out a 6 page paper in a few hours (a feat that would normally take an all nighter to pull off).

Very strong and trippy strain! Packed a bowl into my bong, thick and kinda tasty smoke...The high crept up on me while packing another bowl and after a few minutes of being spaced out I put the bong down lol. Super happy, feel good sativa high and a mellowed but not couchlocked body. Great for daytime!

Wow. WOW. Whooooooaaaaa. Oh fuck dude, I smoked way too much of this. I got a live resin cart and I wasn't expecting much. So when I only got a little vapor I hit it again, and again, and then a few more times just to be sure. The last hit was waaaaay bigger than I anticipated. The exhale took up the whole room. Twenty minutes later I was sitting in front of my bedroom window giggling like crazy because I understood what it felt like to be the birch tree outside my window. I felt like the healed 16yr old version of me before all the f**** up trauma that happened to me showed up. I hadn't felt this way in over ten years. My mind felt young again, unhindered by constant static and nails on chalkboards. Wow. I was seeing into fractalized components of my life and things started making sense. I put on some music and got under my bed sheets and I began to cry and let go of things that I've been needing to for my whole life. I began forgiving people. Forgiving myself. Loving myself. Even got up and smudged with some sage and did some spontaneous self love affirmations and hugged myself. I realized how much tension I was holding in my body that this strain took away. I realized I deserve so much more than I have been allowing myself. This beautiful medicine saw I was in a bad place and she picked me up and rocked me until I felt better. Reminded me of who I am. Took care of me. Stroked my hair and put a warm blanket on me. I would like to have this strain around all the time. In all my years of medicating I have never found a strain that made me feel this way before. It is like being hugged by fluffy white wings. I feel like I am gonna go to sleep on a cloud tonight. Wedding Cake cart by Jaunty-- I've hit a lot of carts and now the others seem like trash in comparison hahahahaha. This is the best one. I would like to have these around for the rest of my life if I can