Alaskan Thunder Fuck reviews

I literally made an account after years of just searching strain effects to make this review. This strain is absolutely wonderful. Now I’m probably not the average reviewer on here, I’m a bodybuilder who works out 7 days a week 3 hours a day. I usually smoke after my workouts and throughout the day. Today I didn’t want to go to the gym, and after a couple bong rips of this I went there and lifted my max in every lift. Unbelievable.

I love Sativa weed. This strain is one of my very favorites. Great for playing chess or yard work

This is one of the best strains to have as a cartridge. Literally tastes like a ciggerette because of the heavy menthol notes. This strain is also really fun, considering you can take endless blinkers because of how smooth it is. Makes me feel like everything is funny. Price: $$ Would try again: 10/10

This is definitely my new favorite strain, for years it was runtz but this high is just so perfect for me. its really energizing while also keeping me in a mellow state so its perfect for work. it doesnt make thinking hard, it amplifies it if anything and makes my pretty confusing job easier.

Always wanted to try this, so when I saw this on the menu at the dispensary, I had to buy it. Holy sh*t, depression who? Anxiety who? Never heard of em. One of my new fav strains. Highly recommend

Right now, 7AM, and I'm dabbing ATF distillate. But in 2002 I was in Anchorage, Alaska, parked overlooking the Knik Arm of Cook Inlet, watching a bud's trichomes sparkle in the moonlight. There and then it was called Matanuska Thunderfuck. The Matanuska Valley (and river) are adjacent to the city of Anchorage, I lived in Juneau, worked for the government and was in town on business. I was stuck there overnight due to fog (over-flighted), and went looking for smoke, which took about all of 5 minutes. It's Alaska. So the bartender that turned me on to it took me out to smoke, and we were sitting there in her car at the overlook, smoking & whatever. I'll never forget that night; the overlook, the woman I was with, the uplifted feeling of the MTF, the sparkle in the moonlight, and the feeling that everything was going to be alright.

My 1st strain review, why not start w/ the best? The high in a word: Unique. Keep in mind I've been smoking 20+ yrs. Words pale in comparison to this blessed strain. I don't believe in hype, but ATF deserves the hype & more. Sativa haters, dont pass this up & dear God DONT blend it with an Indica or any other strain! You will loose what makes this so special. No stress, total relaxed mind BUT euphoric permagrin will have you giggling & wanting to take on the world. Or eat everything in it, hard to choose. Also, gives a rocket fueled wake & bake. I get acute depressive episodes complete with psycho-motor retardation. This strain pulls me out of those episodes in 5 minutes flat, or less. It kills crippling depression & leaves me smiling. I always try to keep ATF on hand for emergencies & special occasions. I suspect this strain has high THCV levels but cant find any data yet.

honestly I'm usually more of an indica guy but this strain kinda changed that for me. I'm definitely no expert on cannabis or anything but goddamn this strain makes me feel so giddy and happy as well as super creative and relatively productive. 11/10 would reccomend