Bio-Jesus reviews

In nomine patri et fili spiritu sancte. This weed is holy. Great cross between Bio-Diesel and Gumbo. Gets the best of both strains. Not really for daytime use.

So good. Takes away the racing thoughts quick, super chill quick. Binge watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. 😂

I'm loving this strain. I can get to running to fast in mind and body and I need something to slow me down a little. When o have a good day I shift into high gear and can't back down and burn myself up. Or if I become over stimulated by life I can find rest very evasive. I've shied away from anything that hinted at couch lock because I want to rest but I don't want to be a zombie. This bud here is beautiful in aroma and sight. Out of all the strains I've gotten from a dispensary this one is covered in ice looking crystals and so is sweetly sticky to touch. It causes a very nice relax and an almost melty feel to your body but I still felt I could do a few things around the house in the evening, like picking up or putting away laundry. I feel ready to lay down and rest but not at all out of it. I also noticed nice euphoric effects but no head fog. Summer storm followed by fire flys dancing was a sight to behold. I have not noticed any negatives as of yet, this is my first night. I am a Crohn's, anxiety, depression, arthritis, and tumor patient with lots of nerve damage and issues from surgeries and medications to give you an idea of my physical needs so you can better know if this bud is for you.

I bought Bio-Jesus a few times before writing this review. Currently smoking flower from High Supply (24.9% THC). I like smoking as many different strains as I can find, so if I buy something more than once it's because it really stands out. This does. And I've only used flower. First off, Bio-Jesus is the definition of Indica,(mel-low), and can turn an indica hater into an indica liker. This will smash through the highest of tolerances so that you feel the effects of the high. It also works great for insomnia. Just a few hits can make me fall asleep in a chair. Two bowls will slow down my hyperactive ADHD brain enough to sleep through the night. As other people have mentioned, the pain relief from this bud is amazing. Works as an anti-inflammatory, but better. You just don't feel your body. Does it give you the munchies? Yes it does. I just ate some ice cream, then wiped out an entire pizza, and I had no idea that I was even hungry, lol. I should mention that even though I've bought this from a few different vendors, the effects have always been the same. A++

Grabbed some Bio Jesus in a LLR cartridge from Cresco. I am always on the lookout for strong, sedative strains for insomnia. I typically dose right before bed which is why I prefer a cartidge. This strain hits hard with the couch lock and sedation. My first few nights had me knocked out on the couch. The flavor was very gassy and chemical with some peppery and harsh pine finishes. Fantastic as a sleep aid and relaxant but I can't imagine using this with people around or any time that I want to have any sort of alertness or focus.

In my opinion, one of the best strains ever! This hit all levels that I was needing. Pain, sleep and anxiety! I truly felt at ease and had some of the best sleep! Highly recommend 😜

Beautiful. Sweet, diesel, earthy smell. Earthy smell is nowhere in the taste. Immediate chemical/diesel taste on the inhale with a very sweet bubblegum flavor on the exhale. What tar flavored gum must taste like. My sample rocked a 26% thc and 1% cbd! Good painkiller but not narcotic. Good muscle relaxer but not sedative. Eases the pain and tension without much couch lock. Great after a long days work!

Absolutely loving this one for a go-to night strain! Effects are quick to come on and quite strong, with immediately noticable relaxation and mood elevation, as well as noticable decrease in overall aches and pains. Increased appetite is also fairly noticable, but not out of control. This would be an excellent strain before a good meal at home for the evening. Aroma is subtle and floral, while the flavor brings notes of citrus and rose; a really unique combo. I'm in love with the bright flavor this strain brings, and it pairs perfectly with some Chamomile Tea while winding down for the evening. Certainly a great bedtime strain, but I can also see it being useful for episodes of panic and anxiety during the day, as the relaxation and mood lift would certainly help calm the nerves and settle oneself down. Overall, I've got nothing bad to say about this strain. Solid Indica Dominant with effects as advertised.