Captain's Cake reviews

No celebration is complete without the cake! This is certainly one cake you won't find at your local bakery. Rather than whisking ingredients together in a bowl and baking in an oven, this cake is grown from the ground up. Not only is this cake grown fresh, organic and locally, it also happens to be gluten free! The Captain’s Cake from Curio has quickly risen in popularity. This hybrid strain is cross between the infamous GSC and White Fire OG. From its wonderful aroma, to an icing like frosting of trichomes covering the buds, to its strong and powerful effects – the Captains Cake is here to please. Tested at 24.8% THCa, this cut of Captain’s Cake is packs enough fuel to get your boat of out the dock. If you’re a patient looking for relief from stress and anxiety, this strain will certainly have your ship sailing off into a sunset full of euphoria and happiness. Pain and inflammation will ease back as you ride the tides of relief and relaxation.

I got yer qualitative study right here. I have gout. People think gout happens to big guys who eat like King Henry VIII. Well I am a big guy, and I used to be able to eat a bucket of fried chicken 5 nights a week. But I weighed 145 lbs at the time and couldn't gain an ounce to save my life. When that started to change I stopped eating like a foo but the damage had been done. Gout doesn't go away. It's known for inflammation of the toes but it can attack any joint with swelling, pain, loss of motion - arthritis symptoms, basically. I have it in all my toes and my left ankle. I'm trying to get in shape now, because although I'm gouty for keeps, I figure taking the best care I can of myself, via nutrition and exercise and striving to not be an asshole, is the best shot I got for livin my best life. So yeah, that's what I try to do. One of the best exercises you can do for your upper body, without paying a dime to a gym or for equipment, is push-ups. Unfortunately, as you know, push-ups require holding yourself up on your toe tips. Yesterday, and most of the days before, I could bang out about 20 pushups at a clip, as long as I had on thick socks and solid shoes. That protects my toes but hurts in other places, like the ankle, but I Conan thru. Today, though, after about 3 solid rips on the good Capt's Cake (3 probably being at least one more than I needed, but what the hell I just got my card and I've been waiting for this my entire life...I want it ALL), I pulled off a few sets at 25 pushups per, in bare feet. You can safely say my pain is relieved. As the night marches on, and a couple more rips are had, I'm able to seriously max and relax, like I haven't done in some time. The munchies aren't too bad, which is good cuz that has the potential for hamstringing this whole self-improvement kick I'm on...but I ain't gonna lie and say I'm munchie-free. All in all just a very nice sit-right-there-and-chill-all-night experience. Forget your vague plans of watching some toob or reading or playing a video game. No, you're going to put something trippy on your headphones, recline, and think your thinky thoughts. Lucky you. So yes, absolutely, Captain's Cake. Good for your gout, good all throughout. Get you some today.

Great strain, was lifted up in spirits for over 2 hours on 1gr. Made me feel like i was 15 yrs younger!

After 15 hours along with 14 gram / gram &a a half blunts, I could honestly say this strains lived up to it's wild name. Definitely a fantastic smoke if your looking to unwind and loosen up while keeping you in the mood to conversate or get a low energy activity going. Personally if I was going to run a marathon on Netflix or break in a new game this strain would be the move.

Tingling in the back end of ghee old thought box. Nice uplifting physical effects. Nuce ripple running through the extremities. I can see how the sedation would creep in... all creepy and whatnot. Creeping around, like a creepy creeper. Just... Creeping. If someone asked me about this strain in casual conversation, I would reflect on this feeling and highly recommend they try it... in a very snooty manner. Because confidence is often confused with snootiness.

Why isn’t this bud mainstream yet? It’s by far one of my top 5 strains just off taste alone and the effects are long lasting grade aaa smoke from start to finish shout out to curio wellness for their expertise in cultivating beautiful medicine

I am most definitely a novice smoker, and even some of the best strains I've had, didn't get me the high I was looking to achieve. But this!! One bowl pack of Captain's Cake and I was toasted!! I did get giggly, and the taste is amazing!!

Tried about 5 hits off a 1g roll last night. Now I know what couchlock really means. Damn but it was nice to sit back and relax! Made me feel nice and fuzzy all over, and my arthritic knee pain which has been my constant companion for years - GONE. I did get paranoid during the initial first rush (that happens to me often) but it did go away aftet a while and I was left with serious warm fuzzies.