Cheese reviews

Huge fan of cheeses and cheese is one of my favourites, you'll forget everything.. seriously I spent 20 minutes looking for my joint and it was behind my ear. Very strong couch lock and strong munchies. 9/10.

1/1/15 - 1/4/15 Cheese - Concentrate - Shatter (Trim Run) This Cheese shatter has a nice flavor. Sweet, semi-piney and earthy. Fairly smooth on the lungs. Sweet and slightly skunky scent, not to strong of a smell. Good potency, definitely does the trick. It did not make me unusually hungry which is a huge positive in my book. However, I will not eat most days until I've had some THC in my system. This strain did put me down pretty good. I personally would rather not dab this in the mornings. You'll want to have your water handy, the cotton mouth is strong in this one. Could be far worse but still strong enough. Here are my personal ratings for this experience. Potency = 7.5 Funk = 6.0 Hunger = 3.0 Sleepiness = 5.0 Dry Mouth = 6.5 Harshness = 4.5 Flavor = 5.5 Overall = 7.0

I think I've smoked cheese in the past before (when I didn't know what I was given) since it's so common. When I first bought my first bag of weed, I bought it through a friend so I didn't know what strain I was buying, but I'm 90% sure it was cheese. From my first experience with it (first time ever smoking a whole spliff [weed+tobacco] to myself): I sat down and smoked a joint to myself in the garden, and I couldn't exactly feel the high when I was sat down, when I stood up to go back inside my house, I felt the intense rush of the strain go through me. It was like I was walking on clouds - an amazing feeling. I then went upstairs and wrote lyrics for 4 songs I wrote on the guitar, and without a doubt they were the best lyrics I've ever written. I then went onto do write a college assignment I needed to do and I was enjoying doing it a lot; this weed obviously gives oneself a work ethic. 2 days ago, I was at Godiva Festival in my home city and as I was going into the band area, I saw my friends walking out. One of them asked if I smoked weed, and after saying yes, he gave me a joint [weed by itself] he had left over - he told me it was cheese. After having a pint of Cider and a 7UP, I found the right time to smoke it when the band, Pulled Apart By Horses, came on stage at 7. This joint itself had a really nice flavor to it and it wasn't harsh on the lungs AT ALL. I couldn't feel anything, and I was holding every drag for a good 10 seconds; I didn't even get the afterburn feeling! I smoked just over 1/2 of the joint but starting sharing it with 2 other guys from then because I got the strong feeling of the high and I wanted to level myself out. This shit was intense - not like the last spliff I had smoked. Also, the band sounded WAY BETTER high as fuck. The joint gave me a crazy euphoric feeling: My vision had went into a weird acid-like phase (edgy-texture and seeing doubles of people/objects), everything went extremely brighter, and my legs felt like jelly; I had to sit down. When I sat down, I could barely sit up straight, so I ended up standing again, and then sitting again, then eventually standing up again. I had the jelly feeling in my legs for an hour, but once I could stand clearly again (without feeling like an extremely drunk man) I then went for a walk. I felt a bit anxious walking around feeling like everyone I saw knew I was high as fuck, but luckily at this point my high had calmed down a lot - it was still very bright though. I eventually bumped into my Dad and other members of my family. My Dad said to me, "You look like a zombie - it must be the heat". I nodded and barely responded when I was talking to him and was avoiding eye contact a lot. We eventually headed back to the bar and I got another pint of cider, and that certainly helped calm the high unusually. As I walking home when The Wombats were playing, I could see that everyone was staring at me, and I could hear them all talk about "how intense I looked"; this is possibly my imagination and paranoia however. 7 chavs also shouted me and asked me if I was gay, I stared at them and mumbled inaudible nonsense because I could barely speak, then walked off. As I was walking off they shouted "Yes! He is!". I ignored them. The high honestly lasted a long long time. I was still high when I went to sleep at 11:30 (not to mention it was a beautiful sleep). I had only just had my dinner and 2nd meal of the day at 10:30. I Googled some of these symptoms the day after and it turned out that a lot of these symptoms reflected on low blood pressure - which I most likely had due to only having a cheese roll hours earlier before getting high: lack of food = lack of energy. I saw my friend who gave me the joint the next day and asked him about why it was so strong. He said "it's the way I roll it". Maybe it was strong shit the second time, maybe I had no energy, maybe my tolerance has lowered significantly, maybe it wasn't even cheese and he lied to me, or maybe I'm just a pussy who couldn't handle good weed in the first place. [Note: before this the last time I smoked weed was about a month or 2 ago - I can't honestly remember]. This is probably the longest review ever. It's more of a story-teller on my experiences with this. I couldn't exactly reflect the significance and accuracy this weed gives to everyone, since we all respond differently - this is my response to it though. TLDR: Good shit, strong high, not harsh on the throat; don't smoke it in large crowds or else you'll get paranoia like I did. 4.5/5

cheese gives a heavy-ish lazy body high, which I'm not really a fan of, not to say that it is bad, it's just not as enjoyable as many other head-high type strains out there . When I smoked cheese, I became rather dumb, if just sorta sit around not moving and I would become a lot less social. This is the type of strain one would want when planing on laying around by themselves, watching a movie, or going to bed. This sint a social stain what so ever. i just just now smoked a shitton of cheese. everything feel extremely slowed down. I'm tripping balls in a very wierd but good way, my body feel strange

This is a review of Cheese by Dinafem seed company. Grown from seed originally and used as a mother plant, this plant produces large towering dense colas in a short 60 days. This plant is great for those wanting large yields in small spaces. This plant can be topped multiple times, producing a bush with multiple tops. If supported properly, these multiple tops can be trained to grow almost straight up, lessening the need for horizontal space. The internodes of this plant are nice and tight on the upper portion of the plant when adequate light is provided. A 30inch tall plant under 1000watt HPS in a 3gallon pot using quality soil and Advanced Nutrients as fertilizer, I was able to pull 68g dried and cured of great smoke. Very musky dank smell with a earthy underlying. Semi-sweet with a hash-like flavor with an almost burnt chocolate flavor on exhale. Just a few bowls is all it takes to get stoned off this. One bowl will give even the experienced toker a nice head change. Great bag appeal due to the tightness of buds and the almost powder coating look of the trichomes. The few pistils left that very slightly protrude from the bud are a very pale red color. Nice head and body high that lasts for 2-3 hours on average. Great for pain relief without the narcotic couchlock.

I got the Con Cheese. Smelled and Tasted Delicious.

Very nice smoke. Had some a few years back and from what I remember It made me wet myself with laughter. Cheese makes you smile when things are down :D

Very good couch lock, relaxes all the pain in the muscles and joints. Night time strain. I feel very relaxed with no pain. I think I need to get more!